Alex

Reformed three-star programmer and video game enthusiast. Legacy blue chex mix

[Alex @freegerator]

@patrickklepek In France, greet shopkeepers with bonjour, and before you speak English ask if they speak English. They usually say "of course" but it's rude to assume

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@tamoorh You're a casual at Beyond: Two Souls, hence "two souls casuals"

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@clhubes So many adults can't stand to be inconvenienced for 20 seconds without themselves ironically becoming babies

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@EmpressThaliaa Or perhaps some bombs and drones

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@CartoonsHateHer Deussy

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You guys maybe we shouldn't insult Trump so much he might be the last president we ever have!

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@littmath This is one of Nate Gold's simulations containing Nate Silver

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@ginnyhogan_ I just hope everybody has fun!!

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@TradWife2049 Heinous (complement)

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Mike Pence

[Based Illinoisan @BasedIllinoisan]

Describe the following voter

2016: 🔴 Trump
2020: 🔴 Trump
2024: 🔵 Harris

[Alex @freegerator]

@merrittk Has numbing agents to prevent cumming, you have to get the Halo 3: finish the fuck ones

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@Yelix Happy to hear that even if at this point I kinda trust them to be good after the last three were good (and Dana was great).

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Good daylight savings sucks so much. Idiotic policy

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@SweatieAngle Yeah I don't think it'll be the last year we have to do this. Gonna have to figure out what like "fall shorts" are. Maybe I can corner the market on sleeveless flannel

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@TheWapplehouse Sir a second treat has hit the pancreas

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@vanillaopinions Would take that bet for virtually any amount of money

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@mizabitha Wembo

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@JeffGrubb BBQ?

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@Fobwashed Hey you didn't say you were going easy on your pecs ☺️