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Making fun of some projects that are on and Feel free to share your own jokes about bidding #cheapbeatsquality

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

get paid to answer surveys! Register here: https://t.co/akZYWlCjpv #earnonline

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

2/2 "this is a conflict of interest". I've answered: "then Nike should make jerseys only for one team in the league, right?" #freelancer

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

1/2 I've bid a project stating that we have experience doing the same one for another client. Do you know what he said? #freelancer #upwork

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

"follow me and I'll follow you" - what a load of bullshit #twitter #socialnetworks #hashtag #business #communitymanagement #socialmedia

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

this still stands, I don't know how nobody took it serious #earnmoney #freelancer #ITsales #commission #softwaresales #webdevelopment #ITdev https://t.co/g3eAOlLbLI

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

Bring me a project (3500USD+), get 5% commission. We're a company. #sales #iosdev #androiddev #webdesign #MEANstack #rubyonrails #AWS #agile

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

2/2 ...isn't that a good way to show that you can do great various things? #iosdev #Webdesign #androiddev #freelancer #freelance #upwork

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

1/2 if you've never worked on a similar project but you show 5-6 references that are very different from one another... #iosdev #Webdesign

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

why take a test when everyone knows the answers are all online? #upwork #freelancer #freelance #webdev Take references, not stupid tests

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

Client: "I need someone who can duplicate an existing #website" - please learn the basics of #SEO and knock yourself on the head #freelancer

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

these tests on #upwork really, who makes them? My grandma could score 5.0. And some are games with words, not asking directly for knowledge

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

a client wants a #nodeJS dev. I tell him we're using #MEANstack on a daily basis for years. He says: "but to you know node.js?" haha #LOL

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

when a client wants U to install something to check the project reqs, beware, it's a #virus. Report it immediately #freelancer #upwork #bid

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

Bring me a project (3500USD+), get 5% commission. We're a company. #sales #iosdev #androiddev #webdesign #MEANstack #rubyonrails #AWS #agile

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

that promise I hope you'll keep through the end ;) https://t.co/wWA5RDqAvj

[RealtorLift @RealtorLift]

Hey #freelancers, we're building a new #freelance platform. No more low-quality bids and work. #upwork

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

a #business is like a baby. You don't feed it with cheapest food, or buy the cheapest child car seat. Please realize that, guys from #upwork

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

LOL. It's actually not about them, it's about the sucker who hires them. https://t.co/3QWdaZMcrh

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

For a specific project, my minimum quote is 3500USD, some indian guy's is 400USD. Guess who'll get the job. #cheapbeatsquality #freelancer

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

"I want a website to be accessible from mobile" - every fuckin' #website is, you want a responsive web design... #RWD #webdesign #freelancer

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

are people/companies really satisfied with cheap #websites #apps they get from #freelancer #upwork? #cheapbeatsquality

[freelancer @freelancer_mind]

"I want to create a #website on Spanish so I need a Spanish #developer" - code is #code, you're talking about #content management #lol