Udit Khandelwal

#SoftwareProfessional #Traveller #Dad #humor #Writer #Satire #Poetic #FightPsoriasis #NoOffence..my views are strictly personal..

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@Jay_Matoliya @narendramodi @nsitharamanoffc @IncomeTaxIndia please stop harassing honest tax payers and clear our refund that is our hard earned money..
Have some shame.
Respect the tax payers.

[Joe Cassandra @JoeCassandra]

Some harsh truths for those who choose not to have kids:

1. Taking that one extra 5 day vacation more than me each year doesn't come close to the joy of coaching your kid in sports, seeing them open xmas presents, their 'i love yous' each day

2. A dog is not a 'kid' nor is anything like having a kid. Real facts... your dog takes a backseat when the kid comes

3. The "Fun aunt/uncle" doesn't exist. The kids aren't thinking about you 99% of the time, unless you're at my house

4. "I"ll enjoy having more money" --- the wealthiest people you know all have kids. I literally 10x'd my income SINCE kids

5. We've all lived w/o kids i.e. single, childless. We know what it's like. It's not a 'secret society' you're in. We know what that life entails i.e. a lot of TV

6. You can't think of your life now and go "well, a kid in it is a disaster." A kid makes your life better, it drives you. That Pursuit of Happyness w/ Will Smith is exactly that.

7. I never see the childless people in our n'hood. All the n'hood parties, playing out in the yard w/ the kids, spontaneous discussions w/ neighbors... the childless are locked in their houses.

8. Your relationship w/ your spouse does get harder with kids. That's real life. But, when done right, it enriches your relationship. Your favorite moments will be laying in bed w/ your spouse for hours laughing about all the funny things your kids said

9. Making friends is wayyy easier w/ kids. Parties are more fun too. There's more spontaneity meetings too at sports, school, church etc

10. If you've ever built anything in your life you were proud of... 'building' a great child tops it

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@Udaydas004 @mainbhiengineer Probably someone sitting in some thana would be able to read and have access to all our information.... privacy ki lg jaegi

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Gratuity will be payable after 1 year

Many companies used to add gratuity as part of CTC and when you leave job before 5 years, they used to keep all money, now even after one year of job you'll be eligible to receive gratuity 👍

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@chiragbarjatya @grok do chavanprash actually helps ?

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@officialepfo @asadowaisi Hi Team
My UAN number 101013445576
I am in dire need of money for home loan repayment, kindly approve my claim as I am eligible for the fund withdrawal as per home construction clause

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@khurpenchh गरीब की चीखें जब तक ट्रेंड न करें, तब तक वो बस 'शोर' हैं।

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@major_pawan न्याय की कुर्सी पर बैठा वो,
जिसने न्याय को ही बेच दिया

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@AMAZlNGNATURE And rightly so — that tail is a whole personality! 🦊✨

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@Dheersdhabhai लोग भूल जाएंगे,
पर तुम्हारा जीवन —
वो केवल तुम्हारा है।

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@IndianGems_ Swachh Bharat: ₹90,000 Crores
Outside Vande Bharat: ₹90,000 reasons to cry....

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@IndianGems_ Unfortunately India builds roads like Instagram filters — surface-level shine, zero depth.....

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@gemsofbabus_ From blueprint to breakthrough — 27 years, 4x cost, and finally, a runway to pride....

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

Yes, what happened in Australia is shameful. Dumping garbage into waterways after a cultural event not only disrespects the host country’s environment, but also tarnishes the image of Indian festivals abroad.
But blaming Modi or any political figure for this? That’s just apple to oranges comparison

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@sachingupta सवाल उठता है:
क्या हाईवे पर सुरक्षा सिर्फ बोर्डों तक सीमित है?
क्या केमिकल और गैस जैसे संवेदनशील माल की ट्रैकिंग, ट्रेनिंग और ट्रैफिक कंट्रोल वाकई हो रही है?
या फिर हर हादसे के बाद सिर्फ मुआवज़े और बयान ही मिलते हैं?

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@krishnaeyee 🇮🇳 India: Aap block kar dena… humse to hoga nahi… par status sad rahega, dard wala song bhi bajega....

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@raavan_india बिहार में अरबों उड़ गए — लेकिन उड़ान किसकी थी
रेवड़ी राज चालू बा — विकास छुट्टी पर बा।

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@Khurpench_ लिन्थोई चानंबम — नाम याद रखिए, क्योंकि ये सिर्फ एक खिलाड़ी नहीं, एक क्रांति की शुरुआत है 🇮🇳🥋

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@DivaJain2 Homegrown tech has made a start. Now it’s up to us — the users, the storytellers, the believers — to give it momentum and mass.....

[Udit Khandelwal @freelanceudit16]

@krishnaeyee That’s loyalty in its purest form, the kind that doesn’t blink