Alcatraz

live life

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

life has a way of punishing you for being a little too nice and forgiving.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Bestie needed, not with benefits, i go just dey send you money base on say i be mumu.

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

if your boyfriend no give you money, your revenge na to cheat on am? 😂😂😂

dem no dey work for your family?

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

Having a girlfriend who doesn't post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

This babe go think say I no get salt for house, na me hide am, make I no die before my time.

[richard @big_ricch25]

23 by burna boy btw, hall of fame music.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Neverrrrrrrr disrespect a man when he is at his lowest. A man never forgets disrespect. It’s either buried deep in his heart or used as revenge but never forgotten.

[Party-gets-me-wetter @Tejodweirdo]

Lights off😝

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_Sniip3rr]

God I Dey see your hand for my life oo… I Dey really see am but no wahala , na your turn .

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

All these ones dey empty one full fridge of Pepsi in a week but na me wey dey smoke Igbo go die young. Oya na

[ONE-CHOJO @bilionaire_dgb]

I over heard my neighbors talking from their kitchen one time around December.

Husband: This chicken is not properly fried,

Wife: how

Husband: in those days if my mother fry this broiler’s, it will be so firm, not this one with oil all over doing jobo jobo like u just put it inside oil and brought it out.

Wife: wey your mama see broiler fry, no be u say Una the stay days without food talk more chicken. Metcheeew

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

with the caliber of men you post and roll with, you still chose to bill me why?

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

if you ever stopped talking to me because i refused to chest your billing, i love you so much❤️

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My Neighbour was looking for her daughter for 3weeks now ,she is 18yrs

He got information that the girl is staying with her boyfriend
My neighbour went there this morning with anger he flogged the girl with belt and brought her home ,

Her boyfriend got angry and call pølice for our neighbour they took him to police station ooo

We thought it was a joke, after all the interrogations in the police station we contributed møney and bell our neighbour out 😭, But his daughter insisted that her father will sign undertaking hmmm I was shocked,
She said her father should sign undertaking that he will never lay his hands on her again weather she returned home or not,
She also said that her father should sign that he will allow the boy to marry her that moment I wiped because the boy in question is a very dangerous guy in the Area everyone knows him,

Police people also insist that our neighbour will sign or they will put him back to the cell. Our neighbour signed everything but her daughter refused to go home with us she said her boyfriend will bring her home when she gets herself.

We begged this girl to go home with us she said she will come back home when her boyfriend decides I was shocked 😭😭 copied

Please I want to ask does it mean that we can not beat our children again even when they are wrong?

What is this generation turning into Biko 😭😭
©Mercy Chidebele

[Sam Nelson 🦍🇵🇹 @Trigxlef]

Once God enter toilet like this, angels go begin waste sand.💔

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

pesin wey dey find money no dey talk for departmental whatsapp group

[Man Tonai @MTonai62045]

When she noticed bro was too shy to approach 😂