Phil

Pronouns: me, myself and I - Adjectives: Handsome, brilliant -
Badges? Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!

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@petercardwell I knew he was a wrong'un.

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@JeSuisUnDan He has a team for that sort of thing. Obviously.

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@NickDixon Did he transfer to a donkey at Euston?

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@doris_from Such a long distinguished career, but chiefly famous for this...

https://t.co/uJvV3orTzt

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What happened to @thesundaysport? He was the best thing on here.

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@TheSimonEvansX heaven knows I'm miserable now...

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@doris_from That much fluff must be a right liability in these conditions.

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@TheSimonEvansX I like this scene too...
https://t.co/HLCz9ncCNd

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@NickDixon I'm pretty amazed that a largely working class constituency would vote in such large numbers for the party that hates them.

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@SartorialThug I heard she had massive honkers. Did that help?

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@LeoKearse What are the "per capita" data on this?

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@NickDixon Not surprising that the Senegal A team beat the Senegal B team.

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@doris_from Lah-di-dah.

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@SartorialThug Completely fair. But the cooking of grits has a crucial role in the plot of My Cousin Vinny, so it gets a pass from me. As American as a Piggly Wiggly and a Chucky Cheese.

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@doris_from Unbelievably I bet some rude troll will dispute this is David Hockney!
What a man. Could scale a 200 foot Victorian chimney abd demolish it in a weekend itj only a small chisel and without any safety equipment.

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@FraserNelson Your graph just means that we are getting shitter at a slightly slower rate and net migration just diguises the amount and quality of who is coming and who is going. We need net migration of about minus 10-15 million to get this country back to a semblance of coherent decency.

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@TheSimonEvansX Oh, I say!

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@LeoKearse It's not that bad. Fraser Nelson has a graph.

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@TheSimonEvansX In a painful moment of self-knowledge, I realise my whole life has been one of slovenly sweat-pant shabbiness

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@NickDixon "White men behead people too"....