Anton

I am a very involved and active parent

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

You say a rail strike would cripple the economy eh? You should probably give them whatever the loving fuck they want then.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

It's time for a glass of cool lemonade.

[Anton @freemananton]

wow just found out the kid in this commercial grew up to play quarterback for the LA Chargers
https://t.co/8UxS0Xp2Vh

[Anton @freemananton]

Defund the Paw Patrol

[Anton @freemananton]

my wifis down can someone tell me what state the union is in

[Anton @freemananton]

what do monkeys do when they get out of the hot springs

[Anton @freemananton]

@the_hoes_collin 86 this tweet rn

[Anton @freemananton]

painting your front door red is the most efficient way to let everyone know your kids attend montessori school

[Anton @freemananton]

@saramichaelcera congrats then!!

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Your real golden birthday is the day you turn the same age as your ACT score

[Justin Colucci @justincolucci55]

The correct meaning of simp is squirrels in my pants

[Anton @freemananton]

@mikeywillis25 this tweet is very mature you should change your tinder age

[Anton @freemananton]

@saramichaelcera what’s your social security password

[Anton @freemananton]

My taxes paid for this tweet :/

[sara @p3pt0abysmal]

republicans.... come get y’all army

[Anton @freemananton]

How y’all think the actors from Spike TV’s 1000 ways to die are doing these days??

[Anton @freemananton]

In big towns kids with mullets get bullied but in small towns kids with mullets are the bullies

[Anton @freemananton]

Books are like podcasts only written down

[Anton @freemananton]

@mikeywillis25 Maybe next you’ll eat a vegetable

[Anton @freemananton]

Newtons Fourth Law is that you cant describe what a radish tastes like

[Anton @freemananton]

With interest rates being close to 0 I’ve come up with a million dollar investment opportunity: we put the horses in the front.