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winning over america, one cat at a time // engaged to the loml // having a baby // she,her

[ｅｍｉｌｅｅ @freemanemilee]

1. Double standard… men are allowed to love “childlike things” (comics/collecting cards/video games) but when it’s feminine “childlike” things it’s a no go?

2. “Doesn’t apply to abuse survivors” after saying something so judgmental.. as if you’d know by looking at someone 🙄

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

a cigarette can hit like a diet coke but a diet coke does not have the range of a cigarette

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon recreate viral Wicked meme.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

[dan @cig_influencer]

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[ｅｍｉｌｅｅ @freemanemilee]

A BLT is a sad excuse for a sandwich!

[Andrew @andrewnucatola]

Me listening to my own Spotify Wrapped

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Your reminder that Joanne Rowling (aka Robert Galbraith, JK Rowling) decides to be a man or a woman or gender neutral whenever it’s convenient for her. 😘

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

taylor swift told me she thinks public transit should be free and that she really believes in universal basic income

[shirt @waivemyfee]

trader joes employee who was trained to flirt with me: don’t you love when it’s apple season 🥰

me constantly scanning for threats: i can tell you the corolla outside has expired plates. the guy in aisle 2 bought 10 bananas. the lady behind me in line is Mad at me

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery

[ｅｍｉｌｅｅ @freemanemilee]

@ikeasIut

[ｅｍｉｌｅｅ @freemanemilee]

This is really confusing when you live in a part of the US where “dinner” and “lunch” are interchangeable… here’s me thinking, “what’s so bad with eating lunch a little early?”

[New York Post @nypost]

Tech mogul Bryan Johnson, 45, eats dinner at 11 a.m. to achieve 18-year-old body https://t.co/x8HmcLfSsM

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Why would the government have an obligation to search for and save the life of a billionaire who willingly took a submarine to the ocean floor but not a kid with cancer who can’t afford healthcare?