freememory

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[freememory @freememory]

I am become the internet, destroyer of worlds.

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וכל מעשה תקפו וגבורתו ופרשת גדלת מרדכי אשר גדלו המלך הלוא הם כתובים על ספר דברי הימים למלכי מדי ופרס

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כל כלב ביג'י יומו!

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@HillelNeuer @robertosilvae Or Count Chocula head of the insulin bank

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Every time one of you idiots protests another 40 year old like myself picks up an M16 and joins the IDF.

We are proud, we are fierce and we will win.

#AmYisraelChai

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iykyk

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@IRIran_Military You keep talking shit and not doing shit and we literally don't give a shit. You're a laughingstock. You're actually comical.

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@georgegalloway "They were mean so I decided to kill them."

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@PulaRJS "Some Jews said mean things to me so I decided to try to kill all of them."

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@dan_unter רוצים לדעת מניין האנגלית שלי?

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

Having listened to the arguments of both sides over the last year, I'm no longer on the fence about Israel's war. Here is why:

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@khamenei_ir הלוואי שהחזרנו את כוס של אמא ש'ך 70 שנה לאחור.

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@HumaZhr And he's dead.

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@jacksonhinkle We all know Hinkle is busy short for Hinklestein

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@LittleMoiz אפילו טילים לא רוצים להגיע לנתניה

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@jacksonhinkle Im yirtzeh hashem by you

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If we planted bombs do you think we can't plant undetectable surveillance hardware that's listening to your every word and broadcasting it to us in real time?

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Sgt. Mia Mitkasher assisted her colleague Amit Potzetz with the intelligence operation that resulted in the simultaneous detonation of over 2,800 Hezbollah pagers.

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IDF Lt. Amit Potzetz is reported to be the intelligence operative behind the beeper bombs

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@piersmorgan IDF Lt. Amit Potzetz is reported to be the intelligence operative behind the beeper bombs

[freememory @freememory]

This past Sunday, along with about 100 18 year olds, I completed my tzav rishon (first command) at Tel HaShomer.

In about a month I look forward to formally beginning my basic training as I enlist in the IDF at the age of 40.

#IDF #AmYisraelChai