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Are you watching closely?

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

What a strange but therapeutic thing to have made today. Love you forever.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Bro

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

“I just live here, babe, but you’re the one who decided to knock” is taking me OUT.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Got my first hemorrhoid this year & named it Hemreietta, this man just gets me.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Number 1 album and I still have hemmys at what point is enough enough

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

It’s like my euro throw pillows don’t even fucking matter

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Why do all chronically heterosexual males make beds like this

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Me: *sobbing profusely to tonight’s episode of outlander*
Michael: “……..do you want me to make you some chicken nuggets or something?”

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

My grandfather is playing violin while I walk down the aisle and I cannot stop crying about it.

Actually can’t quit crying while filling out my entire wedding music outline for my DJ.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I love my man sm but when it comes to going to sleep at night he is a tiny, baby, idiot infant, codependent, moron.

Just go to sleep without me without acting like you’re getting hunted and shot and bleeding out or have never gone to bed before a night in your life!!!

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I am 2yrs into consistent therapy, a straight A grad-school student, thriving mom, have the healthiest bloodwork I’ve had in my life, getting married in Nov, and girls I was friends w/ when I was in the worst state of my existence are still talking shit….

Y’all need a hobby fr

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I’m 2 months into grad school and this is true. I currently have all A’s and I spend more time helping my 6th grader.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I’m going back to grad school in January and I feel I will struggle less with that than I do with helping my son keep up with his 6th grade math homework.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Me fr

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When I forget to keep my mind busy for one second and suddenly I get a wave of everything that has ever hurt me

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Men are really a different breed of fuckin disgusting this season of LIB.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I hope Bad Bunny gets a touchdown.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Having a partner that supports your hobbies is a 15/10.

Michael got me a monthly sticker subscription for 2026 and I am s’excited for my first box to get here.

Have me out here doin’ stuff like this in my jj like I’m 16 again.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Steve mf Harrington in a backwards hat…. If you die I die. 😭

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Read the first shitty book in book club but it was still a good time

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

The best part of having Blink and a very trash adult sense of humor is Michael or I going “I am a person and this is my garage” into the camera every time we get this notification.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Beck in a suit like he’s a mob boss being a regular GC react will never not be funny to me

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

I’m going back to grad school in January and I feel I will struggle less with that than I do with helping my son keep up with his 6th grade math homework.

[sʜᴇᴀʟᴀ @freeneon]

Opening the door on your food delivery driver is literally so embarrassing. I might as well have just come out oinking like the little pig I am.