Boy oh boy, where do I even begin? Shai Gilgeous Alexander… Happy 28th Birthday.
Honey, my sugarplum, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide into the paint and strike fear into your defenders’ eyes. Your silky smooth handle, your effortless mid range game, and that beautiful finishing touch around the rim. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You never stopped believing in yourself. You stayed patient, trusted the process, and became the face of a franchise. You’re incredible on and off the court. You’re a great teammate, a great father, and sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread the day you’ll eventually hang it up. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy over the years.
I remember watching you grow from a promising rookie into a superstar. Every season you added something new to your game and every doubter was proven wrong. When people said you couldn’t lead a team, you answered by becoming an MVP and leading Oklahoma City back to the top. I was crying, bawling even, watching you lift the Larry O’Brien Trophy because deep down, my glorious king deserved it more than anyone.
Every clutch bucket, every impossible finish, every smooth crossover, and every game winner reminded me why you’re my GOAT. You’ve inspired an entire generation of Thunder fans and brought basketball back to Oklahoma City. Thank you for everything you’ve done, Shai. Happy 28th Birthday to the greatest player in the world. Here’s to many more years of greatness. My glorious king.