Ninja

Still cat, still puns, if anything, more disappointing. Not sorry. Unusual occurance. Real cat, parody human.

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@Sorrelish You may boop me

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@PyramidHead76 Fuck you

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@minisversion Hi

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@minisversion Me please

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@minisversion Hai

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@freepearn Get to the gym you lazy shit

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@JMS78 @Nibus @ItsColOutside We have standards

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@JMS78 @Nibus @ItsColOutside No

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@freepearn Me. I am

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@xxsnzz @freepearn Stevieeeee

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@tweetsofcol @_TraceyNo Hello. I would like lam please

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@giantcat9 I would. Constantly. I'm quite needy.

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@RichFiend @freepearn @RodHardpan @tweetsofcol @UsingCigarettes Don't bring me into this bullshit

[Ninja @freepurrn]

Name: Leo
Nickname: disappointment
Age: idk, predates me
Fave food: greggs
Biggest fear: my wrath
Fave thing to do: sit and scritch
Fave toy: laptop
Hate most: idk, not chatting shit, I guess
Where sleep: my bed
Snore: no

[Leo @freepearn]

Name: Ninja
Nickname: none needed
Age: 11
Fave food: lamb
Biggest fear: rain
Fave thing to do: sit and be scritched
Fave toy: Leo
Hate most: no hate, only love
Where sleep: wherever he wants
Snore: on occasion

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@AndieDelicacy @freepearn False

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@RichFiend @freepearn Yea, on my eighth shot

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@freepearn I would like a lawyer please

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@_TraceyNo Are you getting a nice scritch too?

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@_TraceyNo Same

[Ninja @freepurrn]

@RedAlertKarina Please