Mayumi Vice

Having An Episode | Writer | Comedian

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Can someone explain to me why this didn’t work

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Was that an Earthquake or my Core Beliefs shifting?

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Phones really are a human’s external hard drive. 🦾

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Welp

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You just gotta get outta LA sometimes

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@patrickcarr_ Absolutely

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Going to start signing off my emails with
Don’t Fuck This Up

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My therapist brought out the DSM-5 during our session and it honestly felt like I was meeting a celebrity.

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Where’s my Labor Day discount code for rent?

[The Thanatos Archive 💀⚰️ @ThanatosArchive]

"Addams Family Christmas," by Charles Addams, 1947 💀⚰️🦇

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@CarsonWeekly Nooooo Ben’s such a sweetie

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My friend just said “omg I did the most Olivia Hill thing today” and then to proceeded to tell me a story that was basically light narcissism 😹😅🥶

[Westside Comedy @westsidecomedy]

Sometimes our lineups blow us away too. Just look at these! 🎟️TIX AT https://t.co/WjN0jwp0Uv🎟️

@freesampleLIV @hansdickie @JoeWongComedy @BillyBonnell @jackiekashian @PallaviGunalan @SteveFurey @EsterKay @FerazOzel @davidnihill @thenikkibon @Hamptonyount #losangeles #santamonica

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Luke warm take - The Beach Boys are the West Coast’s Phish (but better).

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“I ate too fast because I was mad” an Olivia Hill story

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It’s Grimace’s birthday, show some fucking respect.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Swifties,,, I wanna hire one of y’all to make me some custom Flavor Flav bracelets to trade for the next Eras Tour stop ya boy hits up,,,, Who can help,??

#TaylorSwift #ItsAClock

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift @taylorswift13

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face down ass up that’s the way we like to clear the gastrointestinal tract of farts