Sarah 🦖

end stage attention deficit disease

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The entire right-wing is going to go absolutely ape shit over the assassination of Charlie Kirk. But just remember how none of them gave a shit about a Democratic lawmaker in Minnesota being assassinated just a couple months ago. Trump basically ignored it.

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

[vish @ayobrinabot]

reghabi after putting some tape on the hole she drilled into mark’s head

[dasha @0xdasha]

I am reading your replies. Some of you are very retarded. One day I aspire to edit out your genes for the benefit of future generations. This is the work we do at my lab in Beijing.

[magne @litlefishes]

can’t spell mark s without diva #severance

[B @zeropeas_]

steve martin checking in with meryl streep about martin short

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Instead of Turkish delight she gives Edmund ketamine

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

patricia arquette’s instagram is sending me so bad

[madi 🩰 @intospidervrse]

trying to find a movie to watch that matches my exact mood that’s also on a streaming service and on my watchlist

[United Airlines @united]

My bag watching me follow it around the carousel

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @eliodabo]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[Sarah 🦖 @freeswillyy]

Ann Selzer WHYYYY

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

[lex @alexarumberg]

guys will be like “sorry i have a lot on my plate right now” and it is literally just their job and preparation for their fantasy football league draft

[sam parker @samprkr]

"barack obama summer playlist "barack obama summer reading list" ENOUGH. the people yearn for the Kamala Harris wine reccs and the Kamala Harris recipe list

[chudail @mayoanarchy]

type shit