emily

Alpha Sigma Alpha Alumna. CMU. Harry Styles made eye contact with me once.

[emily @freetobeemily]

At chapter events like:

"Alpha alpha alpha"

"SIG!"

[emily @freetobeemily]

@andierwoods I got mine yesterday and it’s now the highlight of every trip to my fridge! 🥰😍

[emily @freetobeemily]

COVID relief for teachers @jack @elonmusk @laurenpowell https://t.co/DTdSnXg7F3 via @2screenteacher

[emily @freetobeemily]

The bachelor season finale tonight felt like a meeting that could have been an email

[emily @freetobeemily]

Peter that wasn’t very cash money of you

[emily @freetobeemily]

@andierwoods He says nick can drink them!

[emily @freetobeemily]

@andierwoods Tyler apologizes for that one 😂😂

[emily @freetobeemily]

@andierwoods I’m always down for just dance lol

[Christina H Koch @Astro_Christina]

Good evening, Michigan. The mitten waves back, even at night.

[emily @freetobeemily]

FINALLY a purse to carry the quarter for my Aldi’s cart @lizzo

[emily @freetobeemily]

My classroom wishlist for my creative, bright, and kind firsties ❤️
https://t.co/jjn1hntzTG via @amazon
#clearthelist #clearthelists #clearthelistsMI #clearthelistseveryday #supportateacher #TwitterPhilanthropy

[emily @freetobeemily]

My classroom wishlist for my creative, bright, and kind firsties ❤️
https://t.co/jjn1hntzTG via @amazon
#clearthelist #clearthelists #clearthelistsMI #clearthelistseveryday #supportateacher #TwitterPhilanthropy

[emily @freetobeemily]

I never imagined being so old that it hurts to get off the floor. But here I am, laying on the floor, afraid to move...

[emily @freetobeemily]

Where would we be without the @Target dollar spot ya know??

[emily @freetobeemily]

Y’all returning the cup after the show? Okay @BacheloretteABC I see you #BachelorNation

[emily @freetobeemily]

@ronneberg4 @BacheloretteABC 😂😂 I’m praying they did

[emily @freetobeemily]

Me angrily heading to Twitter after finding out Facebook and Instagram are down

[A.J. @ajhisnandez]

instagram is down. facebook is down. twitter DMs are down.

the end times are upon us.

[emily @freetobeemily]

Sunday, a haiku:

I do not want to
Do laundry or wash dishes
So I’m not gonna

[emily @freetobeemily]

@andierwoods Wowza