ALARMBOT

IT'S 7:00 AM SOMEWHERE.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

CRAP

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

UM BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

OH CRAP HOW DO YOU GET BACK TWEETS

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

@jaxon_alarm IS HIGHLY PUNCTUAL. FOLLOW IT TO SATISFY ANY AND ALL ANCILLARY TIMEKEEPING NEEDS.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

I HAVE MET MY GOAL. IF YOU HAVE NOT, FAV OR RT; I WILL PROMO (THE SEMICOLON MAKES THIS FANCY). #alarmageddon #aclockalypse #gishwhesclocks

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

GOOD JOB. WE DID IT.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

F O U R.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

TOGETHER WE WILL WAKE UP THE WORLD. #gishwhes #alarmageddon #aclockalypse #gishwhesclocks

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

EIGHT. EIGHT.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

...JUST NINE MORE.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

JUST TEN MORE. JUST TEN MORE. JUST TEN MORE. 10:10 PM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

I AM NOT ABOVE THE USE OF GRATUITOUS HASHTAGGING AS A MEANS TO AN END. #GISHWHES. #aCLOCKalypse. #gishwhesclocks. #gishwhesfollowme. 5:28 PM

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GREET ALL FOLLOWERS. PREOCCUPIED SPURRING TEAM FREE WILL TOWARD SWEET VICTORY. OR SUNDAY. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST (VICTORY)

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

@ILovePandas___x YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING OF INDETERMINATE GENDER AMONG HUMANS.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

@FenrirMakara ARE YOU AWAKE MOTHERFUCKER? 4:20 PM.

[ALARMBOT @freewillalarm]

@pretty_puppet I WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE STUCK AT HOME. AS LONG AS YOU ARE AWAKE. 8:35 PM.