Ms. Cleo

The thicker your thighs are, the more snacks you can fit in your lap.

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

white people be like my name is emily

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🎯🎯

[Ms. Cleo @freewilleeee]

@ImDiabetic524 @DoubleVodkaDon I just laughed too hard at this

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Despite Speaker Mike Johnson’s orders to raise flags to full staff today for Trump’s Inauguration Day, employees are having trouble raising the flags due to frozen cords.

Poetic justice. 🇺🇸

[Terrance Avery @terrancesavery]

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol.

Can't wait.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

Very nice of Alabama to honor the return of Mike Shula to Tuscaloosa by playing like it’s 2004

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Nick Saban to Kalen DeBoer on his transition as the Alabama HC and warming up to the team:

“The real advantage you had is that they were tired of my ass.”

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

✨ Very cutesy. Very mindful in Tuscaloosa. ✨

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

The Ultimate Stain Removal Guide

[Ms. Cleo @freewilleeee]

@KristanHawkins Ok?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Something mainstream media won’t report:

There was a Zoom tonight for Black women organizing for Kamala Harris.

The call had a max of 1000 people. They hit it immediately, and got a hold of the Zoom CEO to help.

40,000 people joined. For over 4 hours.

Trump is soooo screwed.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“Joe Biden tried to call her, but she declined to speak to him.

The family has not heard from Trump.”

[GMZ @grffn_s]

Someone call them ASAP!!!!!

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

Yes, Christ was charged with a felony for falsification of his business records in order to hide his raw-dogging a porn star from the American people.

[Coco 🇺🇸 @CoClarified]

This morning my 5 yr old boy was watching me put on mascara. He was clearly fascinated by what I was doing. He asked why I was doing it. I said because I like it and it makes me feel pretty. He then said, “I want to wear makeup too”.

Now, this is where some insane mothers these days would take his request as some kind of hint that he’s really a girl, but actually he just wanted to look nice too. So I helped him dress up in his nicest holiday suit and of course a tie so he could feel handsome. I complemented and hugged him, and we took pictures.

He wasn’t telling me was a girl— All he wanted was to feel special with his mom. That’s all they really want.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I sent my kids on an Easter egg hunt but didn’t hide any eggs. Time for a relaxing Sunday.

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

The 6 men who died on the Francis Scott Key bridge were all immigrants.
They came here to work.
They weren’t murderers, drug dealers, or rapist.

Immigrants Make America Great.
Remember that.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Same day. Same person. Seven years apart.

What an absolute fraud.

[Ms. Cleo @freewilleeee]

We a basketball school

[Ms. Cleo @freewilleeee]

SIX MINUTES. KEEP THE ENERGY BAMA