eriK

this space for rent

[eriK @freezeblink]

only good thing about the #sixers sucking is that you don't have to deal with the fake ass fans. Who could forget when the Phils were good

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Bam Adebayo was heard yelling, “BAM!” after punching Tyler Herro.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Can't unsee this now 😭

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

"Tell Cutter I want him to know it was me" - Daniel Briere

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Tyson Foerster, extended 8x$7M by PHI, is a top-six two-way scoring winger who plays a hard-working game without the puck and puts it in the net very efficiently. Not a good passer or skater but gets by nonetheless.

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

Opening up task manager as a threat when excel stops responding

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Stranger Wings @aseparatemind]

Detroit had the Russian Five. Florida will have the January 6

[eriK @freezeblink]

@MikeBartner Tyson foerster

[eriK @freezeblink]

@ByronMBader Michkov or Martone please!

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

First 1,739 plate appearances with the #Phillies:

Shane Victorino - .289/.347/.439 | .787 OPS
278 R | 452 H | 78 2B | 22 3B | 38 HR | 177 RBI | 114 BB | 80 SB
28 years and 158 days old

Brandon Marsh - .279/.348/.452 | .800 OPS
220 R | 432 H | 87 2B | 15 3B | 50 HR | 208 RBI | 164 BB | 43 SB
28 years and 172 days old

[sjc @samuelcook]

@AaronLCannon "I owe you an honest explanation. I *was* at the meeting, but not in the way you might expect. When you said 'the 5pm meeting yesterday', I took that as an invitation to imagine what the meeting were like had I been there. And that's the mistake."

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Cristopher Sanchez has now been the best pitcher in baseball for nearly a year and a half

And it hasn’t even been that close.

[Nathan Ackerman @NathanAckerman_]

Perfect games, MLB history: 24

Four-homer games, MLB history: 19

Scoreless innings streaks at least as long as Cristopher Sánchez's, MLB history: 5

[eriK @freezeblink]

@ScooterMagruder You’re a goober, they traded a first for him got him through his prime and got a first + back