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[fray-ya @frejaju]

My grandma is so competitive. She asks who’s cookies are better mine or my dead sister’s.

[fray-ya @frejaju]

@ajarvegren Ok so it’s accurate

[fray-ya @frejaju]

if you get put on morning shift it means you have anger issues

[fray-ya @frejaju]

Snapchat also keeps long distance friendships alive

[fray-ya @frejaju]

I would delete snapchat but all the photos I have of my entire first year of college are there.

[fray-ya @frejaju]

Transferring my venmo balance right away makes me feel so greedy

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@jeranosaurus Fire selfie

[fray-ya @frejaju]

How can my skin get skin cancer if it’s always regenerating

[fray-ya @frejaju]

start my close as soon as I show up because I’m already ready to go home

[fray-ya @frejaju]

my neutral state is my stomach hurting

[fray-ya @frejaju]

lost two full bottles of hot sauce at work on separate occasions

[fray-ya @frejaju]

Thinking about the time I told my coworker that Katy perry wrote hot n cold for him, and he told me he was bipolar

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

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[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

sorry for being funnier than you, do you still think i’m hot

[fray-ya @frejaju]

notice how no one has ever explained the plot of stars wars...no one understands

[fray-ya @frejaju]

if you microwave your quesadilla you’re not a functioning adult

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@_antichristabby cute as f0k

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All I’m asking of men is to notice when my hair changes drastically

[fray-ya @frejaju]

people say I’m not indimidating but I would eat onions on a first date

[fray-ya @frejaju]

A new pillar of costumer service is being willing to risk your life, and expose yourself to the virus. This should not be expected of the working class.