Mr. Smooth

haiku master

[Mr. Smooth @frenchdinner]

if you’re lurking here’s a friendly reminder to check and see if you’re using your data instead of wifi 😚

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Everyone’s free when the hookah is

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the worst case scenario is the best case scenario

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Apparently being an adult means unconditionally supporting your friends toxic relationships?

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All social media platforms are ass. Thank you

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When’s the last time you heard of a shooting at donut shop? Never

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“Cops eat free” at schools is the real fix for school shootings

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The 22nd of February 2022 is 2/22/22 and it is also a Tuesday, meaning we can call it twosday

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not enjoying this

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@ericmeuda @PontificAsian @Microsoft @qz There isn’t a free trial?

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I’m stuck in traffic and I’ve been exchanging “I’m dead inside“ looks with the guy in my rearview mirror for almost 2 hours

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@ranndzzz do they have the other me 👀

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According to my mom, my future wife is reading a book in the back of a strip club

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A stripper name is earned

[percules @zafrancthetank]

math majors be like “let’s pull up to the f(x)!”

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@CtrlrStruggle @jimmygunawanapp @klara_sjo “Have you ever heard of Amway? You can make THIS much money and then turn it into THAT much money. Kiss me if you’re down bby”

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Practice self respect before demanding it from others.

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Panera is basically overpriced hospital food.

[Pierre🇱🇧 @HomerWasTaken]

I SAID LEBANESE TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS BANGER

[Mr. Smooth @frenchdinner]

i’ll just keep trying
maybe it just might work out
if i keep trying..