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[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Think they’re overestimating how much water the kids with rotting teeth drink. Put fluoride in the irn bru and then we’re talking

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Calls for fluoride in water to combat child tooth decay https://t.co/uA9faVoUhu

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

We clearly didn’t get the memo in Glasgow…

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Hottest day of the year so far? https://t.co/6aquymI8mk

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

England could’ve won that 5-0 and Jordan Pickford would’ve still been fucking fuming. Why is he such an angry little man?

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

CAMPEONES! 🇪🇸 CAMPEONES! 🇪🇸 CAMPEONES! 🇪🇸 Qué grandes sois @SEFutbol!!! ❤️ Vaya espectáculo de Eurocopa

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Just send Andoni Goikoetxea on and let him hack everyone to bits

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Mikel Oyarzabal: THE king of Spain

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

For the purposes of all sporting events today, soy español 🇪🇸🇪🇸

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

There is a part of me that thinks she's somehow convinced herself that the utter pish that rolls out of her mouth is actually true

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Emily Maitlis, "You are funny, let's be honest. You call David Cameron a posh boy but Boris Johnson has been to the exact same school and had the same upbringing, is absolutely fine"

Nadine Dorries, "No no no, I have to address that"

Emily Maitlis, "They're all very privileged people, but somehow you chose the one you love"

Nadine Dorries, "Noooo.. Boris Johnson had no money growing up.. He knows what hardship is like"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "He went to Eton, what are you talking about"

Nadine Dorries, "He went on a scholarship"

Rory Stewart, "No he didn't"

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Austria deserved a semi-final at the very least. Second best side in the whole competition

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

The idea that Scotland is a compassionate and left-wing country in comparison to the rest of the UK is just a falsehood to be honest. The far-right is as alive in Scotland as it is anywhere; we just seem to be very good at hiding it and pretending to be some liberal utopia

[Cú Chullain @paddyb53]

The seismic shift to the Far Right in France should set alarm bells ringing, Fascism is on our doorstep, we see it in England with the rise of the Reform Party and Labour filling Tory shoes. Scotland, this is not us...we are a caring country, let's vote to keep it that way.

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

He’s also giving ‘kid lost in the supermarket’ vibes

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Watching Dua Lipa singing The Less I Know the Better with Kevin Parker and he looks as if he’s never even heard the song in his entire life

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Dua Lipa is an absolute powerhouse, man!

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Ralston is hands down the worst player at the euros

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Football clubs are supposed to be the heart of local communities. Imagine wanting to bulldoze the homes of the people in that very community (which isn’t a well off area by any stretch of the imagination) so that you can make the stadium a wee bit bigger and build a few bus stops

[L8ton 🦁Grand Duke of Aston @AVL8ton]

The future of Villa Park and it’s immediate dump of a surrounding area: Compulsory Purchase Orders and a big bulldozer. #avfc

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

With the benefit of hindsight, I would like to convey regret regarding this tweet. This is a gross mischaracterisation. Weasels are lovely little animals and I offer my sincerest apologies over any offence I may have caused to the weasel community by comparing them to Rodri

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

Rodri is a little weasel pass it on

[Zara Gladman @zanyzaz]

Mastermind specialist subject: Govanhill hospitality drama

[Ben 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚩 @frenchdisko_]

A quick glance at the replies will remind you how alive and well antisemitism is in modern society

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Death toll rises to three Israeli soldiers killed near Egypt-Israeli border

[Phillip Schofield @Schofe]

Now at Muscat airport waiting for the flight, just said hello to Rolf Harris! 'spreading all the light all arrrouuiiinnndd' :)