They tried to take over with the anti christ so we revealed the anti anti christ. They countered with a secret anti anti anti christ. So we need to play our super secret anti anti anti anti christ. Most of us have lost interest by this point.
Did you know that when a male surgeon dies they just have his wife with no medical training take over and do all the surgeries? And if she's isn't available or doesn't exist, the job goes to his sister.
Much like a quantum computer, I too run parallel realities of multiple maros simultaneously conducting experiments in different dimensions across space and time that report the data back to ME(Me)(me) every night while (I) โsleepโ