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[Afia👑 @queen_xtar]

Wiase yɛ bad bitches dea.

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I dont think niggas quite grasp how insane this is

[stunner @KooNti10]

Ne boↄ da fↄm de3 ??

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"It's a life changing opportunity. Try and apply. The deadline is in 17 days, by 2pm"

Me in 17 days, by 1:47pm:

[banjo. @NotToxiccc]

I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

@xdrewmiko Thanks for the trust — your nudes are safe with us 🔒

[s @sfergs_]

These kids aren’t old enough to remember that screenshotting wasn’t a feature that always came with your phone, you had to download an app to do it😭 Screen Muncher days😭

[ᗷEᖇᑎᗩᖇᗪ🃏 @post_nobill]

Ah chale 😭🤣

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

How my teacher looks at me after I write an essay on "slaves should be free" instead of "slaves should be free."

[ℰ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓂✨ @xxelinam]

Lowkey the people we think are pitri pitri end up running the world o

[Hubert Tieku Esq @KwesiHubert]

Uncle Ebo Whyte writes:

I once worked with a pharmaceutical company, and one of the surest ways to meet sales targets was to sell to major hospitals because they bought in large quantities and paid on time. But to do that, you first had to register as a supplier and then wait to be invited to bid whenever the hospital needed items.

After months of trying, I finally met the chief pharmacist of one big hospital. He was one of the most decent and honest men I had ever met, and he helped us register as a supplier. A week later, we received an invitation to submit our bid, and we worked hard to meet the deadline. Completed bids were to be dropped into a secure box, and no one was supposed to access them until the official opening day.

But about a week before the bids were to be opened, I received a call from a member of the procurement committee. He asked if I had “factored the committee into my pricing.” I said I thought the committee was simply looking for the best deal for the hospital.

He laughed and said, “The chief pharmacist who helped you register doesn’t like money. But the rest of us do.”

He then explained that each member of the committee controlled a category of items and chose which supplier would win it. When he mentioned the items I had bid for, I asked how he knew, since the bid box had not been opened. He laughed and said, “Really, Mr. Whyte? This is Ghana.”

Then he said, “Your prices will win you every item you bid for this time. But because you did not factor us into your pricing, this will be the last time you will ever be invited to bid.”

I thought he was joking. But I never received another invitation from that hospital until I left the pharmaceutical sector.

The second thing that must change if Ghana is to realize her fullest potential is what I call the ‘Non-System System’ (NSS).

The official system at that hospital was simple and transparent. But sitting on top of that efficient system was the Non-System System, where committee members had devised ways of manipulating the process to favour their preferred suppliers.

If you operate in Ghana, it is easy to conclude that there is no system here, that nothing works as it should. But that would be wrong. Ghana is actually a very structured country. The problem is that we run two systems at the same time: the beautiful, well-thought-out official system that public servants will outline to you, and above it, another system that we as a people have created, the Non-System System (NSS).

It is not official. Those who operate it will deny its existence. And yet it has become our default operating system in Ghana.

And if you do not play by its rules, you will be very frustrated, because nothing will work for you.

Take the filling station, for example. The official system is simple: you buy GHS100 worth of fuel, and the attendant gives you a receipt for GHS100. End of story.

But the Non-System System steps in.

You buy GHS100 worth of fuel and the attendant asks, “How much should I write on the receipt?”

So you say, “Make it GHS500.”

He writes GHS500. You tip him GHS20. You go back to the office, submit the receipt, and collect a refund for fuel you never bought. The attendant is happy. You are happy. And somewhere a boss is wondering why the company’s vehicles consume so much fuel.

Even in my own business, organising events, the Non-System System operates. It is so efficient that by the time you sell 10 tickets, the Non-System System has sold 50. The National Theatre can be full, yet the organizer can account for only 200 tickets in a 1,400-seater auditorium.

The Non-System System allows people to benefit personally from the service they are paid to offer. And no matter how tight the official system is, the Non-System System will always find a way to rig it for personal profit.

I do not know what it will take to dismantle it. But until we do, Ghana will remain a difficult country to operate in, especially for anyone who wants to play by the rules.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

The yam sett we dey come plant, he roast like 30 chop on the first day.

[Lotuses and Kontomire 🥬🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[lonlee @THEOCTOPUS_1]

Dem bill my homeboy bi 50gh for sharwamah rydee he say the girl be gold digger.

[Dr T💕 @triciaaaa_xo]

The biggest mistake you'll ever make is to pass through a tertiary institution without knowing at least

A medical student
Pharmacist
Lawyer
Architect
Business Student
Civil Engineer
And not less than 5 student politicians.

BUILD CONNECTIONS FOR YOUR FUTURE SELF.

[‏ً @TAFELMUKOVIC]

Learnt this the hard way in 2022.

[lumi @babygirl_chii]

unspoken rule imo

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

I feel like I have to tweet this
WORK HARDER

[Jay Cliff 💀🦁 @Jhay_Cliff]

You’re lying on your bed waiting for your roommate to finish in the bathroom so you can use the WC..…then you hear;“Previously on Prison Break.”