Somefrenchienamedapollo

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Beat Navy! Apollo and Artemis are ready for the big game, are you? #ArmyNavyGame

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

I would be much more productive if I could bring my dog to work with me

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

He ate breakfast and now wants mine too…

#mememonday #hungrydog #robinhood #beggingdog #dogdad #frenchbulldog #dinsney #beggar

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Plans for today: just vibing with my dogs

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

#thanksgiving #happyholidays #merrychristmas #christmasdecorations #earlydecorating #xmas #dogs #dogparent #frenchbulldog

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

*Police officer arresting me* “get into the car, let’s go for a ride”
*My dog: OMG, a ride?! Can I come?!

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

There Are Two Types Of People In This World
1. People Who Go “Oh Big Stretch” When A Dog Stretches
2. Psychopaths

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Financial Guru: “I can turn $1 into thousands “
*My dog: “I can turn your thousands into Pennies”

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Coworker: “Got Any Exciting Plans This Weekend?”
My Plans: …

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

“Anything is edible if you want it to be”
~my dog

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

I’m so glad he understands what he means to me ❤️

#dogparent #mansbestfriend #dogs #dogdad #frenchbulldog #bestfriends #mentalhealth

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

“Do You Want To Go To The P-“
*My Dog

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Apollos like that one child who loves to ruin their picture day….

#derp #dogs #frenchbulldog #pictureday #goofydog #dogparents #siblings

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

Happy #VeteransDay ! We are sincerely grateful for your service and sacrifice 🫡 🇺🇸

Their grandpa was a Vietnam vet and although he’s not with us anymore, we know how proud he was of his service. We honor him and all who served today ❤️

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

One day you’ll find someone who’s completely obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a dog, but it is what it is.

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

I’ve never felt so important either #mememonday

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

I came, I saw, I had anxiety about my dog being left home alone, I left.

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

The solution is much simpler than you think 💡
#whatwomenwant #dogs #dogparents #money #cars #ferrari #diamonds #frenchbulldog

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

I don’t know who’s dog needs to hear this, but just because it crinkles does not mean it’s your snack

[Somefrenchienamedapollo @frenchieapollo]

How do we always know?

#creep #staringproblem #takeapictureitlastslonger #dogparent