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taller than my girlfriend

[j @frenchsilkpie]

@YungGiamatti Yeah I’m fwing u

[Alicia, Courtyard Urbanist @UrbanCourtyard]

Suspect attempts to rape a woman jogging on a trail, but neighbors chase him with a baseball bat and hold him down until cops arrive.

This is why "eyes on the space" safety is so important -- and why the answer to public safety problem is not just more law enforcement, but more development that brings more people to urban areas.

Similarly, crime on the CTA has decreased as ridership has increased. Bring more people into the public realm, and public safety will automatically improve.

(enforcing laws is also valid and effective)

[j @frenchsilkpie]

I’m pooping in places you can only dream of (Joe Flamms Bar Tuto in West Loop)

[j @frenchsilkpie]

based

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dr. Oz on stage with Dean Cain talks about how great the crowd is at the Great American State Fair... so @hicharliecotton pans his camera to reveal quite the opposite.

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We, as a society, have progressed passed the need for a Stephen A. Smith.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@IngrahamAngle I will talk to my friends in the AlgaeBTQ+ community about these outside algaetators. I will stop it.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Such a fucking loser

[j @frenchsilkpie]

God he needs to be president

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

They look a tad bulky, but other than that, they look terrible.

[j @frenchsilkpie]

Huge fucking losers

[Taste Labs @tastelabs]

tasteful team. join us

[John Mauriello. @john_mauriello]

This highlights a fundamental misunderstanding in tech. Not everything can be codified and analyzed. Even if you can make AI imitate "taste" (whatever that means), it still won't MEAN anything. Taste emerges from craft, context, meaning, subjectivity, and genuine care.

[j @frenchsilkpie]

God damnit he’s still got it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump refers to Jon Ossoff as "a pathetic failed Dumocrat Senator, Os(jerk!)off"

[j @frenchsilkpie]

Dork

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I love building with A.I because I don’t have to wait for someone to build what I want. I lost so much money trying to get others to understand the vision. A.I in many ways is the best thing to ever happen to humanity… such a huge advancement..

[福島良一 @YoshFukushima]

イリノイ州シカゴ。大好きなサウスループの「Gino’s East」。地元で最も有名なビールのオールドスタイルを飲みながら、待望の名物ディープディッシュピザを堪能。当店自慢のMeaty Legendを注文し待つこと約45分。深さのある焼き皿で焼いた熱々のピザが登場。人生でこれほど幸せなことはあるだろうか？

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[j @frenchsilkpie]

Rich guy says we should give more tax dollars to other super rich guys. Huge dork ass loser alert !

[Jackson Thompson @JackThompsonFOX]

Chicago Bears legend Brian Urlacher spoke out against Illinois Democrats for giving billions of dollars to illegal immigrants, while the Bears now plan to move to Indiana because Illinois failed to pass a tax relief and stadium incentive bill.

"They just don't care."

[MLB @MLB]

In one night, Braden Montgomery made his MLB debut and collected his:
- first hit
- first RBI
- first home run
- first walk-off
- first walk-off home run

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks