Frenchie 🇫🇷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Too gay to function! Makin' FETCH happen since '91 ! Forever emo and Swiftie. Songwriter. he/him🏳️‍🌈

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

Ok, I have the most heinous case of FOMO that I've ever had.

I must know what's on the list. How bad must it be for everyone to react that way?? 😳

Also, this is the best revenge I've seen in a while.

[Tolkien Universe @tolkienzone]

These Lord of the Rings fans had the wedding of their dreams: they held the ceremony in the heart of the Shire, and Frodo Baggins appeared out of nowhere to congratulate them.

[lina🏹 @imllnnart]

people spent YEARS saying halsey wasn't rock enough and then she showed up, had people opening like five?? mosh pits at the first festival show, and suddenly everyone's acting surprised that she's actually cool as hell😭

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The reverse incantation reveal in TANGLED: THE SERIES is the moment the show announces it’s operating on a very different level than most Disney shows.

[Halsey Archive @haIseylq]

Big moshpits tonight during “Experiment On Me”.

📹: miketajan

[Jack @JackTomo7139]

Full Performances Dear John and Cardigan from Sombr

[punk poop ⎕ @my13threas0n]

NEW WITHOUT ME VERSION OH GOD
#halsey

[Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema]

Karl Urban says he got revenge on Viggo Mortensen 10 years after a prank war began between them, and the prank became so massive that it “made the national news” and was “televised.”

“It basically degenerated into this prank war between Viggo and I.” Urban says it all started when his phone rang at “3:00 in the morning” and his panicked agent told him, “Karl, you gotta get on the plane! You cannot not get on the plane. I will buy you another pair of red socks.” Confused, he asked what was going on. After a pause, she simply replied: “Viggo.”

Mortensen had apparently called her in the middle of the night claiming, “I can't get on the plane. I can't find my lucky red socks. I'm not gonna go to London. I can't do it,” before hanging up, sending both Urban and his agent into chaos.

Urban never forgot it.

A decade later, while promoting Dredd in Spain, Urban quietly planted a fake story with journalists. He casually told them Mortensen had bought a farm, owned “a thousand goats,” and was making goat cheese.

The next day, every reporter interviewing Mortensen wanted to know about the goat cheese business instead of his movie. As Urban proudly recalled:

“It made the national news. Televised.” 😂

[Unique Movie Moments 🐬 @uniquemoviemom]

We've seen an angry Superman a couple of times, but an angry
Clark Kent......one of the things I like and found interesting about this scene is that Clark doesn't use his name, he announces himself to the guy as "John Kent's father; Lois Lane's husband."

His name didn't matter, just his relationship with the people that guy hurt, so that the man knew exactly what got him into that situation."

[Ziggy 🌿 @FaerunSiren]

My dad said on the phone today he’s going to watch my Ocarina of Time remake stream when it drops because the game is so special to him and he said I watched him play it as a kid (I was 8) and now he gets to watch me play it and I just…

[lilly⋆˙⟡ @IL0STAFRIEND2]

please she was the star of that movie

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My boyfriend could tell something was wrong because I stopped laughing at things I normally would. He didn’t corner me with questions. He didn’t demand explanations.
He just adjusted.
He started picking me up instead of asking me to commute alone.
He made playlists and played them softly in the background when we were quiet.
He’d say, “You don’t have to talk. I just like being near you.”
One night I finally told him I felt overwhelmed, like I was failing at everything at once. I expected him to debate it. To list my achievements. To argue me out of my feelings.
He didn’t.
He said, “That sounds exhausting,” and let me finish every sentence without rushing it. When I cried, he didn’t look uncomfortable. He just passed me tissues and kept holding my hand like nothing about me was inconvenient.
The next day, he still teased me about stealing his hoodie. Still argued about what to watch. Still kissed me the same way.
He didn’t turn my breakdown into my identity.
That’s when I understood something: real love doesn’t flinch when you’re not at your best. It doesn’t shrink when things get heavy.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

What broke me was the night my boyfriend and I were watching a news segment about an inheritance dispute where a man lost everything to a greedy relative. He laughed, shook his head, and said, “Honestly, if my own dad ever got sick or went broke, I’d probably just put him in the cheapest, worst nursing home I could find and forget the address. It’s just survival of the fittest, right?”
He chuckled like it was some edgy, dark joke, but the room instantly felt freezing cold.

Weeks later, my dad suffered a minor stroke. While I was frantic, crying, and trying to organize his medical paperwork, my boyfriend complained that I was "killing the vibe" and asked why I was spending so much energy on someone who was already on the decline anyway.

That night, I remembered his "joke." I looked at him and realized it wasn’t a joke at all. It was a glimpse into a hollow, completely ruthless soul.
When I packed my bags and left the next day, he called me dramatic and said I couldn't handle his "dark sense of humor."

And yet, our mutual friends still tell me, “He was just talking shit, he didn’t mean it. You threw away a three-year relationship over a hypothetical comment.”

No. I threw away a monster before the hypothetical became my reality.

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Celebrity’s surprise their fans

[ً @TheeePinned]

The fact that this was supposed to be a social critique of generic pop but instead the gays completely missed the point, made Netflix release it and then MADE IT CHART will forever make me laugh 😭

[Jack @JackTomo7139]

Full Sombr Performance of Cardigan

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

✍🏼| Today, Taylor Swift is being inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame, one of the highest honors a songwriter can receive.

From writing songs alone in her bedroom as a teenager to creating one of the most acclaimed and most successful catalogs of the 21st century, Taylor has spent two decades proving that songwriting is an art form worth fighting for.

Per her submissions: “Love Story.” “All Too Well.” “Blank Space.” “cardigan.” “Anti-Hero.” “The Last Great American Dynasty.” Every era has expanded what a pop song can do: storytelling, character studies, autobiography, fiction, satire, heartbreak, healing, and reinvention.

She is the youngest woman ever inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame and joins a lineage of the greatest songwriters in music history.

Congratulations, Taylor. Thank you for creating the soundtrack of our lives!🫂

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

Anna Faris & Kelly play the most hilarious round of What's Creepin' Up On Me yet 👀

[WickedMonsterX @MvnstarX]

"birds can't talk"
and that bird is a FvCKING parrot.🥲

She learnt to talk and the bird too could fly