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["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

Baseball was the only American sport to take root in Japan because it's the sport that most closely approximates the turn-based battle system of a traditional JRPG.

Nobody is talking about this.

[♡ @vulnicuravirgo]

illegible font, ugly uneven borders, picsart aesthetic, free feet pic… yeah this is about to be a classic

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Maybe u should stop sleeping with so many DJ's... RT @skyferreira: SORRY BUT HOW THE FUCK HAVE SOME PEOPLE HEARD SONGS OFF MY ALBUM?

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Oh I'd literally never show my face again https://t.co/SoGUAsQO55

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Leaving Oppenheimer in tears, not over the nukes but because I witnessed the beauty of a North American planned economy

[seiji @frenchweezer]

@misterminsoo what are your thoughts on le sserafim? similar instincts (reworking club/dance trends but in a well-studied/odic way) on display in some of their recent cuts

[Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo]

For @pitchfork I reviewed the new @NewJeans_ADOR mini album “Get Up”, which I’ve heard 72 times in the past couple weeks. Heard “Super Shy” & “ETA” at the club this past weekend too, which just confirmed for me that NewJeans are the best K-pop group rn.

https://t.co/OrP4xxc7dk

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"China is revisionist" - makes you sound Albanian

"China has long since stopped paying lip service to Marxism" - uninteresting cliché

"Socialist China" - thanks People's Daily

"Idk the fuck they're doing but I hope it works" - the calm wisdom of a man two or three beers deep

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

Went to see Barbie and stood up to recite the Nicole Kidman commercial. Got the first line wrong and then couldn’t remember how the rest went so I just sat back down. Watched the rest of the movie feeling like a fucking idiot. I have some really bad thoughts in my head.

[seiji @frenchweezer]

@DayaramaniDeep NAH its joke

[seiji @frenchweezer]

Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels

[Peter🦍🍌 @PLDroneOperator]

Panda Express Hit Harder When U Eat It Out A To Go Box With A Plastic Fork And Haven’t Showered And Your Underwear Has A Hole Where Ur Balls Hang Out

[seiji @frenchweezer]

Did he see red…or silver??

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

The man who went viral after a dress bought for his wedding “broke the internet” has appeared at the High Court in Glasgow charged with the alleged attempted murder of his wife
https://t.co/12V0xLQWhp

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

floored https://t.co/6xMuWaSgCe

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Okay I figured it out: only Connor O’Malley could have pulled this off

[seiji @frenchweezer]

@SuperPACman_ @SteierMisha Log off ugly

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Great indication of what Sapporo USA thought a winning move would be. Dumbest fuck company in America and Japan

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

Just the fact that its got that many ppl annoys me so hard I cant even watch this shit!

[bitchen @knbtchn]

@wills_account provincetown massachusetts

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

BRUH I dont think I csn finish Guardian of the Galaxy... Ion get it, its like a kids movie with random music wtf is happening? 😃😃😃