Alan Wong

Contempt Creator

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

I feel like i dodged a bullet because my last name is Wong and not Wang. SO MANY POSSIBLE PENIS JOKES.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@refueled When I was a kid, I built this model and I never understood why he would name all his planes after his wife. Now that I’m married, I understand 100%.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@liamgallagher I am so sorry mate.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@srsattern Smith makes a ton of sense considering how close the family is, but Glock would be awesome. And just a side not on the family as a whole, I’ve only heard good things about them being the nicest people, cleaning up and helping out at comps.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@AnthonyCumia Ant. You’re a classy gentleman. Get a bidet. Change your life.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@WeaponOutfitter I’ve been to that Guarder shop. By the time I went, that whole mall was airsoft on one floor, scale modeling on another. The Guarder shop was like my Mecca. It was amazing with the glass display cases of rare airsoft guns.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@AnthonyCumia I literally have a 92F for this exact reason. I never shoot it, but I have to have it because it’s John McClane’s gun. I say do it. You Italians make a nice gun.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

There’s no law that says we *have to* listen to country music. I checked.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@bobo103nyc You’re a good guy, Bobo.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@AnthonyCumia @itseriknagel To be fair, the Opster is basically dancing for nickels right now as a job.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@MissAmFirst I am kidding of course.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@MissAmFirst I keep reporting everything but they won’t answer me

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@MissAmFirst @pearlythingz I have suspicions that Pearl is an unwitting parody account.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

If X is down where do we go to check if X is down.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@WeaponOutfitter I’m also guessing that the owners (a fairly small group of people) are also worried about “muh resale value”.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@MissAmFirst @AnthonyCumia It feels like a great injustice has been fixed. Anthony Cumia himself back on the NYC airwaves. We are SO BACK.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@AnthonyCumia If you ever have questions on NFA stuff…let me know

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@AnthonyCumia I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@MissAmFirst But what about Spikeball?????? Every player is named Cody or Brayden or Madison

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

@Aviation_Intel I would not want to be the subject of this debrief.

[Alan Wong @frequentlywong]

*looks around* oh it’s still a cesspool here. Be back in a few months I guess.