your felon coworker

nothing is real. god is dead.

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

You’re absolutely right. It’s disgusting that any of those states have blue counties

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

Allowing the confederates and their lineage to survive was a mistake

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

This is exactly something I would’ve come up with to fire off to a group chat at 3am

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

Aaron Rose Philip arriving at the Met Gala ✨

First Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major agency… breaking barriers with every step

This is what real representation looks like 💫 #Metgala

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

This is terrible. Why isn’t he and 40 million others not in the US? We need to import them yesterday

[B-2 スピリット爆撃機🔸 @zetu_rrr]

『ああ。俺はHIV パワフルだ』

南アでBBCが撮ったインタビューがマジでエグすぎる

記者「あなたは彼女をレイプした？」

男「ああ、レイプした」

記者「その時、頭の中では何を考えていた？」

男「セックスをさせろ。そうすれば満足だ。もし拒むなら、殺す計画を立てるまでだ」

記者「あの女性が今、HIV陽性になったことを理解してる？」

男「ああ」

記者「彼女にHIVをうつしたことについて、どう感じる？」

男「自分には力があると感じる。パワフルだ」

記者「力がある、と？」

男「ああ、パワフルだ。自分がHIVだと知っている。だから、そのHIVを広めたいんだ」

男「魅力的な体の曲線があって、俺の好みだと思ったら、お前を手に入れるための計画を立てるさ」

これが南アの現実
成人HIV感染率 19%
HIV陽性者 約800万人（人口の12.8%）
新規感染 年間17万人

レイプ報告 1〜3月期だけで10688件
被害者の最大40%が事後にHIV陽性化

その国に対して日本は
入国前HIV検査 ナシ
在留更新時 ナシ
書類で質問すら ナシ
ヤバすぎる！！！

しかも国連IOM・JICAは「2040年までに外国人労働者688万人必要」とアフリカ人材導入を加速中なんだよね

家族帯同OKの育成就労制度は2027年4月施行
「人手不足」で子どもと女性の安全を売り飛ばしてるってわけ

これ何か起きてからじゃ遅い
ちゃんと調べろよ！！

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I need to pass a breathalyzer test before my xbox will turn on

[〙🌸 pris 🌸 〘 @prisyum]

bein an american citizen should allow you to take your guns anywhere in the world bc other countries antigun laws are dumb and shouldnt apply to us

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

i sold my nana into white slavery to finance my pickleball obsession

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no parking spot is illegal on stolen land

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

They should have a reality where every single one of them does it for eternity

[SNAPPY @crybabybtzzz]

They should have a reality show where blacks from America go live in Africa for a month

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

All these Epstein file releases are giving me major FOMO

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

I want to hear what her brother thinks of the whole situation

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Tim Walz’s daughter says Nick Shirley has an ethical responsibility to not expose Somali fraud because people trust independent journalists more than mainstream media:

“You can’t just go and do this to people and communities.”

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

Are his fuckin eyebrows tattooed on

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Officially introduced H.Res.935, Articles of Impeachment against Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth

[Luc @investingluc]

she did it.

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

Oh my god you would sure show him! Golly I’d be terrified to be the president in this situation

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

Mashed Potatoes:
Hitler's Last Meal
Donald Trump's Biggest FEAR
Riley Gaines most hated dish.

Fun Fact:
You can mail a potato to The White House or Mar-A-Lago with no packaging required, just proper postage.

It would be a damn shame if many were mailed.

#MashTheFash #PotatoGate #DICKtater

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

Jesus Christ this guy is such a retard it’s insane

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 SWALWELL: “I want us to be able to vote by phone … I want us to max out democracy.”

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

Going to the liquor store in this thing would fix me

[J∅kër Kîng 👑 @j0ker937]

Oh, please have mercy on me...

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

You fucking suck at hockey shut up

[Joel Arthur @joelcifer]

Stephen Colbert with a joint in the pool at Chateau Marmont after being laid off is very powerful 2025 energy https://t.co/JYro4woUyy

[your felon coworker @frequentparolee]

My house has exactly 8 of these doors these chinks ain’t special

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Japan’s way of saving space, even in doors

[死 @humanxmaybe]

you’re in her dms i’m eating her dog’s pain pills