pov you have all the ingredients for a perfect popular gay ship but since you're the internet's favourite white boy x a plus size man of colour you're not /that/ popular and most people actually instead go out of their way to instead ship white boy with someone he never once interacted with.
Driver holding Lars steady for a blowjob from Ken in the back seat of his car. They’re all crowded together and sweating on a cold night so the windows are fogged up