Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼 Mentally Ill Gamer, Film & History Bro

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

when i was 8 i saw santa claus tear my neighbor’s dog in half

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Holy shit!

French officials are saying that they believe an Israeli firm was used to interfere in the 2025 Municipal election in New York City, presumably in an attempt to stop Zohran Mamdani

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Thursday. 11:44 AM. Unemployed.

[hunter* @y2khunter]

How niggas feel saying “preciate it” instead of “thank you”

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

hiiiii pumpkin

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

@nocontextmemes that’s Pumpkin. He’s like our towns unofficial mascot

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

@AndrewSolender He’s also a fucking lunatic. Incredible artist though.

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

People are trying to gaslight you into thinking that little Hoovervilles full of shotgun shacks are in fact Totally Fine and not a symptom of the US being a backwater banana republic.

[supermadz @madis259]

I am assembling a team to time travel back to 2017 and prevent Rockstar from adding horse balls shrinking in the cold to RDR2. It's the only way to save the gaming industry.

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

@DocStrangelove2 there’s just no way this would fly

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

not a fucking chance in hell will this fly

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

no

[AF Post @AFpost]

Senator Tom Cotton, as chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, has advanced a provision in the FY2027 Intelligence Authorization Act that would require the President of the United States to expand and enhance intelligence sharing with the Government of Israel across a broad list of subjects.

The provision would also bar the President from suspending or materially limiting that intelligence sharing except on the basis of a specific and identifiable national security concern determined by the President.

Follow: @AFpost

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Dedicate it to black and queer voices

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

@OldManLefty1 absolutely. you could fire a loaded .38 snub in my room or smash my hand with a hammer to wake me up, as long as I’m awake

[Commissar Floppa 🇺🇸 @frescaAndGame]

@CENTCOM liar liar tanker on fire