Fresco Jesus

Once a handsome fresco now a hedgehog

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@reillyusa what a handsome little hairy monkey!

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last year, I was the most popular #Halloween costume, this year I'll just stick out my tongue out and twerk #MileyCyrus

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Hi. @shellfish_sem

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Hey just look at me. We were born of risen apes, not fallen angels

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I lost my face, my youth, but my goal wasn't to keep it like that forever. The goal is to create something that will.

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There is no happiness if its not shared

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Hey just look at me. We were born of risen apes, not fallen angels

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You deserve to be treated better than this, especially by yourself.

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Sorry I made you gay, give me one last hug before you go to burn and suffer for eternity...

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I pretty much love you unconditionally, as long as you obey my will and scratch my back

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I DONT COME FROM NO MONKEYS! I Come from 6000 years of Biblical Incest!

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Jesus wept.

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BEHOLD THE SUN MY INFALLIBLE CREATION! and btw your main light source will also give you Cancer....

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I wish the first rule of my handsome face was the same rule as in Fight Club

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Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over

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We're a planet of nearly seven billion ninnies living in a civilization that was created by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

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You're afraid to die,you're afraid to live, what a way to exist.
-context: anxiety

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Why do you people think im going to come back? It's not like I was nailed to a fucking boomerang.

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@DeclanChellar @voproductions @FrescoJesus @sapient_ape OH GOD I HATE DATES

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"Be the change you want to see in the world." Thanks Gandhi. I wish your face got restored too.