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@Harry_Fresco Imagine what you could achieve if you drank a pint?

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It's my birthday today so I made a video in me birthday suit. Looks like YouTube are about to ban it. It breaks all the rules, nudity, murder, arson, strippers... probably best you dont watch it!

https://t.co/ypnVIxsUlb

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How much do Domino's make when you buy a pizza?

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@WoodlandTrust - I made a video on YouTube that you might like...

https://t.co/9qg9T9uxsj

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@jamesfresco Good God man. This is an emergency. Go directly to the nearest high ground. Wave flares vigorously. Helicopters are being dispatched.

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@MrBeast my name is monte I'm a huge huge huge fan. I wish so much to be in one of your vids I have seen al your vid🙂🙂🙂 please can I be in a vid please

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@justthetonic should we expect to see Bill Bailey at the Hertford show tonight?

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@BillBailey dear Mr B, will you be at 'Just a Tonic' tonight? Me and the Mrs are going. Rumour has it you've cancelled. Settle the argument would you please

[Tristan Kirk @kirkkorner]

Barrister: Why did you say 'no comment'?

Defendant: "My lawyer had a bit of paper which said in big red letters 'no comment'
It later transpired the agency he worked for was called the No Comment Agency
The piece of paper with 'no comment' was headed notepaper, not instructions"

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@kirkkorner Our fees are very reasonable .. but police station rates have not increased for 20 years. Criminal Law is far from lucrative for solicitors and police station reps.

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@kirkkorner I run No Comment.

The name was meant to be memorable and it makes most clients, officers and solicitors smile... at least I think it does.

Our strap line is "Every Police Station, Every Day"
We are the biggest police station rep agency in the UK.

https://t.co/TDE9kkg2AX

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Woman thrilled by Boris Johnson & Priti Patel’s attack on Lefty Lawyers and Do-Gooders:

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@NoComment247 No Comment is open and covering police stations throughout the UK. But our priority is not just defending clients we are mindful too of our wider responsibilities to both society and our reps... Any issues or queries let us know. We are monitoring the situation of course

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@frescocommunity
I would love one of your tshirts or baseball caps.
Can I buy a few for me and the kids?
We are a whole fresco community!
You must have a spare cap knocking about!!
Mat Fresco, Monte Fresco and Milo Fresco...
Please get in touch...

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@FrescoCommunity If you're inundated with Frescos blagging attire then sling this missive in the wastebin but if you've got a spare apron, t-shirt or baseball cap we would be super stoked (I am a 50 year old English lawyer so I have no real idea what that even means).
Mat Fresco

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@FrescoCommunity
My name is Matthew Fresco and I have two boys called Monte and Milo Fresco. Do you sell your store T-shirts or baseball caps? We would look super cool in Fresco branded anything.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If President Trump tries to grab this pussy, then he’ll find out it’s got claws... #TrumpUKVisit

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@BarristerSecret Chris Grayling running backwards for PM job? Not sure that will end well

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@JennieGow Listening to your Niki Lauda tribute .... why is Hunt always portrayed as the hero in the story of the Hunt-Lauda rivalry? The hero is Niki surely? Its always felt bitter sweet that Hunt snatched the title that year after Niki's extraordinary bravery.