𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖

[𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖 @fresh_sense_]

@KiDCuDi You know you saved my life as a kid and now I’m 24 and I’m so happy I’m here to experience the beauty that is Entergalactic

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

We live in a different world, if this dropped today it wouldn’t clear 15,000 likes

[🔪 @walIflwr]

his childhood just ended infront of his eyes oh i know exactly how he feels

[Ami 🧚🏽‍♀️ @AmiKK30]

On episode 2 of A Different World and yeah @netflix I need y’all to go ahead and renewed it for 5-10 seasons, thank you

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: it’s okay honestly, i don’t really need to orgasm. i’m just happy to be here. sex is sex. he tried his best. 🥹

[໊ @xoeeie]

I truly hate this. What do they expect when they cum??!! WHAT???!! You don’t get to participate in creating a pregnancy and then act like the consequences are exclusively a woman’s problem.

[Reaper✭ @traplikedave]

This was one of those episodes where you literally had to be there cause disney WIPED it off the face of the earth

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

Yet small market fans say with confidence that the “NBA wanted the Knicks to win”

Laughable

[o @BumpDrunk]

miley: the kids don’t want to dance

the kids:

[The Double Minority 🌈✊🏾 @DoubleMinorityy]

And T’keyah intentionally wore her natural hair to set. There was black representation from so many sides when it came to the Baxter family.

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

Raven Symone: Why did That’s So Raven feel Black to you?

Me: you literally had THE Della Reese SCATTTTING on stage.

[𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖 @fresh_sense_]

@fivechys I get it

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[CB 🖤🦋🩰 @FourftEleven]

That nigga went to PS 118, what you mean it’s not NY?!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Reporter asks Zohran Mamdani's former political opponent, Curtis Sliwa, what he thinks about the campaign to stop Mamdani from attending the 9/11 ceremony: “Ridiculous. He’s the mayor. Stop being sore losers.”

[𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖 @fresh_sense_]

I had this game and used to put in the cheat codes to do this, I should have known then

[Malion 💛🤍💜🖤 @TurkeyLegz]

@i_zzzzzz They also don't let Mary Jane wear that dress and kiss herself anymore either

[𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕖 @fresh_sense_]

I wish my brain worked…

[Skip Sayless 🏆🇹🇹🇭🇹♒️🗽 @travbryanmusic]

Me: Jalen Brunson has won the most awards in one year for an athlete. Ever.

The NBA: Yea but Wemby is tall

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

as a native new yorker why tf do i have to jump through hoops, have kids, be in a DV situation or go through the shelter to get a damn apartment… but becky from Minnesota moves here & gets a luxury rent stabilized housing connect unit WITH A PRIVATE PATIO???

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The funniest part about the “Messi is favoured” conspiracy is the idea that FIFA watched him endure four World Cup heartbreaks over 16 years, then one fine afternoon in 2022 suddenly decided, “Right, let’s start rigging it for him now.” 😂

[dan 🇻🇪 @loeyselle]

ayer fue comico pero raro ver a las girlies woke pro palestina defender el colonialismo ingles pq les cae mal un enano autista que patea una pelotita