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@nbcsnl What the hell is Chad Smith doing on SNL?

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@kayivar Isn't there an in-universe explanation that he has some sort of telekinesis that allows him to do things like that or hold up a building/air plane/whatever and it doesn't just fall apart because of all that weight being held at one point?

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@nocontextmemes Actually it's $6,048 every week so not chicken feed but we ain't moving on up on that...

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@imsadspice That horse is definitely enjoying the view!

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@HumansNoContext And all of you who are arguing with me are just proving my point that y'all don't know how to wash yourself properly and everyone who you interact with can definitely smell... I mean tell!

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@HumansNoContext For real though, if you just stepped out of the shower, that's as clean as you're going to be so unless you don't know how to clean yourself properly, that booty's going to be sparkling clean so go ahead and wipe that face and don't worry!

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@cctvidiots

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@pushpop01196280 @OGyodaSports @ABC7 And small isn't limited to just your 🍆 size.

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@rawsalerts They're only doing that because all the thousands of tiktokers that flocked to the literal Chinese tiktok app called red note. It's so Chinese that it's in Mandarin!

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@potatosquid10 @beveryearly @LeoBraScor @bluewmist @CaptainBrima Honestly I would be shocked as hell if I survive 16 more years with as bad as my health is. honestly surprised I'm not already dead considering at one point I had a 5% chance to survive.

Give me that 5 million and my family can have whatever's left when I croak.

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@ABC7 Yes, because relocating living beings always goes well...

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@nocontextmemes

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@imsadspice Are you trying to tell me you were this girl in high school?

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@RoseFashion191 @FoxNews Misogyny is hating against women. Misandry is hating against men. Just FYI.

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@kirawontmiss Is that Stephanie McMahon??

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@HumansNoContext Add 30 and 50 and then subtract five.

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@downbadcomment I don't know if it still exists but there used to be a Tumblr page called "indifferent cats in amateur porn" that was filled with things like this.

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@ReignOfPride Hear me out tho: Judy can't get pregnant so you can raw dog it AND you know that's gonna be tight AF.

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@altonbrown I would watch that no problem!

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@PicturesFoIder TIL that women have seriously fat cocks!