Fresher Boy

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Why does it always seem like foreigners love to monologue you to death?
#paraphrase

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Just got pheasant blood on my new hunting socks #firstworldproblems

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Anyone know someone who can fix a bidet?

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Just ate a meringue #meringue

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

An independence campaigner just asked if I was left or right wing. I told him I preferred centre midfield. #soccerbanter

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Another show at Cellar Monkey tonight. Good chance to record a pirate copy.

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Why does it seem like everyone around me is a sniveling bitch today? #dealwithit

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Really enjoyed the Commonwealth Games #longlivetheempire

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

#prelashswag

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Get-in at @bedlamfringe #cba #nobanter #nofilter

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

So weird seeing 'common' and 'wealth' in the same word. #Glasgow2014

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Apocalyptic hangover after a night that ended in alleyway shenanigans. #properdrunk #bantersaurusrex

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Can't wait to bump some Wu-Tang thru the new headphones. #beatsorbust

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

#wouldratherbeboating

[Fresher Boy @fresher_boy]

Literally might chunder in a lift. #firsttimeforeverything