The Freshers Bible

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COMMANDMENT #242: “Where did all your money go?“ I'm either wearing it, ate it, or I drank it

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COMMANDMENT #241: Thou shalt pay homage to Glen for providing students with cheap vodka.

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COMMANDMENT #240: School: "There's still a minute left of class, sit down!"
Uni: "We still have 20 mins left but I'm done teaching so bye"

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COMMANDMENT #239: Thou shalt accept that hangovers are a full day commitment.

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COMMANDMENT #238: In freshers' week, thou shalt discover that you do have an accent and it will be hilarious to everyone else.

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COMMANDMENT #237: Thou shalt not even know where the uni library is in your first year.

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COMMANDMENT #236: Thou shalt accept that your student ID will display the worst photo you'll ever see of yourself...

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COMMANDMENT #235: Thy fridge is sacred and thou shalt reserve it for beer, meat and cheese...

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COMMANDMENT #234: In winter, thou shalt be prepared to freeze to death rather than pay £2 for the cloakroom.

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COMMANDMENT #233: Thou must always stretch the margins rather than trying to actually cut words.

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COMMANDMENT #232: Thou shalt be having a great time at uni until you check your bank balance...

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COMMANDMENT #231: 'Ah you go to uni you must be really clever'

No, I just greatly overestimated myself

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COMMANDMENT #230: Thou shalt allow at least a week for your 10 minute study break.

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COMMANDMENT #230: Thou shalt count an orange VK as one of your 5-a-day.

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COMMANDMENT #229: Thou shalt utilise thy overdraft wisely to by buy alcohol and fancy dress outfits.

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COMMANDMENT #228: Packing for university like...

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COMMANDMENT #227: Freshers' week is so close I can almost smell my student loan

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COMMANDMENT #226: Thou must take a break after writing the title of the assignment.

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COMMANDMENT #225: Thou shalt accept that university is the place where no matter what you're doing you should probably be reading instead