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[🗣️devon @freshfinn]

the setup the result

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

[🗣️devon @freshfinn]

@oliveeasmif this is peak

[cher @mclIark]

if you die in sudoku you die in real life

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[cj- @cjnieI]

I love that 1 second preview of your photo where it looks beautiful right before ur iphone deep fries it

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Imagine someone saying this to you in 2011

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[marisa @2ndAdrenAline]

I’m sorry, it’s impossible for me to look at James harden and not think of this diva

[Love from the planet Mars @oliviaknowpe]

You not gon be able to see the judge til Tuesday

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

I don’t even speak english anymore

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

First date idea I correct all the typos you’ve ever made

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

perfectly lap-sized

[alien @alienincrisis]

what is a normal amount of thinking