Ness

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[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@jakepaul Don’t you live in Puerto Rico???🥴🥴🥴🥴

Will really say anything for attention

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@curiosityonx This makes me wanna throw up lol

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

Sober me finds drunk me FUCKING HILARIOUS

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

Was borderline blackout trying to convince Allie to come home with us & stay the night (she always brings her dog). I took the liberty of telling her if her dog shit in my yard it was totally cool cuz I’d pick it up with my teeth & then proceeded to chomp at her 😂😂😂

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@jaidynalexxis You’re both playing in everyone’s faces 🙄 at the end of the day blueface knows that bad publicity is better than no publicity and you’re playing your role in the soap opera y’all created to get clout. In a tiny way I can respect it, but also could never be me 😅😅😅

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@bluefacebleedem We seen your pantry, the lack of sheets on your sons bed, his torn apart dresser with nothing in it, and you have him with no seatbelt on in the front seat at 6 YRS OLD sir please stop 😂 being in their life isn’t an automatic “good dad” title 🥴🥴🥴

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted.

[(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn]

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis.

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@flwrchldtweets He deleted part of the story when he realized his pantry was giving poor. & yes Ik the man has money but have you seen the condition of his kitchen and pantry?!!! A real meal hasn’t been cooked in that house in years 🥴

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Keke Palmer’s man stepped out there and made the mistake of putting an in-house dialogue out there on social media and #TwitterCSI done pulled every receipt but that man’s immunization records. Tough scene.

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

I hate that this is one of my fav gifs of all time. HATE it for me

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@General_Oluchi @historyinmemes This is the one 😂

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

America paid...

$1.6 B - Japanese

$32 M - Ottawas of MI

$31 M - Chippewas of WI

$12.3 M - Seminoles of FL

$105 M - Sioux of SD

$81 M - Klamaths of OR

$1 B/44 M Acres- Alaska Natives

$0 - African American Descendants of Slaves

Reparations are only “controversial“ and rebranded as “handouts” when it comes to BLACK PEOPLE.

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@elonmusk Weird bitch

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

JAZZY PHIZZLE PRODUCTSHIZZLE 🔥🔥🔥 @j_chisholm3

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

The Marlins are just a winning ball club

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

You know I’m going thru an existential life crisis when I decide to commit to watching Game Of Thrones in its entirety yet again

[Ness @Freshhh_Ness]

@InternetH0F Lightbulbs

[Andrew Otazo @AndrewOtazo]

And in it goes