Fresh Johnson

Part mermaid, part unprofessional dancer. I talk on the radio and I know how to embalm people.

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@UPS this is your driver blatantly pretending to deliver a package last night. He saw the Nordstrom box and maybe decided to help himself. Customer service is not helpful despite clear video proof. This can’t be the type of employees you support

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@KillahKey I'm doing that now. Here's your reminder

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@DatDudeEasy my @UberEats driver kept my food, but I'm crazy, so I found her in real life and sent her a cashapp request

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@CLOTHESMINDED1 Yoooooooo 😂😂😂😂

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@elleduncanESPN @awfulannouncing @HellOrBywater ...regardless of all that, it's just not how this goes. You have to understand why we're disgusted. The "LOL" makes it even more flagrant.

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@CLOTHESMINDED1 Really?! Man and I’m surprised I love it this much. Makes me want to listen to others. Which is your favorite?

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

I hate how dusty our #SkyClub is in MSY. My fork is icky and my flute has lip prints on it. The staff is always impeccably kind, but there's def a quality control issue here @Delta ...this is how people stay sick

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

Have we discussed, as a family, how terrible the parents from Home Alone were?

[shop: the s.r.c @SunshineScottee]

I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO

Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@2chickswalking my tribe!

[New Orleans Pussyfooters @BlushBall]

Women crush Wednesday #wcw #NewOrleans #Pussyfooters #pinkarmy #Pinkpower #sisterhood https://t.co/vkwrIe6UtF

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@Cassiewdsu the news stations are posting rumors now? I remember an era of WDSU where this would never fly.

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@ARealCookie today was unexpectedly overwhelming. It trips me out on what niggas latch onto for sport

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

A lot of y’all would be easier to digest if y’all just admitted that y’all mamas don’t like y’all, and that’s why you hate black women. Also note that Nia wouldn’t smash y’all with a borrowed puss. There, I said it. ::wipes forehead::

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

Real shit lol RT @SasTheAss: when you actually date someone who likes you, these dating topics on the TL start to look bizzare 😭

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

I’m going to see Ginuwine when he comes to New Orleans simply because of his funny moves lol

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@SpinGriffey it’s all so chaotic, man. I want none of this energy in my space.

[Fresh Johnson @freshjohnson]

@CestLaVie504 i be tryna tweet 😂😂😂