Pink Velvet

you call those skanks girls ?

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

can someone tell me why i did a drunk photo shoot with my liquor at 5am

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

you knock something over when sober and nobody bats an eye, you knock something over after a couple drinks and everyone loses their minds

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

mental illness is up

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

cancer is up

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

oh for fucks sake clarence

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

A big fan of whatever I am

[laev 𐧉 @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

do not get the A&W smash burger, it’s actually garbage and not worth a cent of your money

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

that shit beautiful as a motherfucker

[Keith Barlowe @BarloweKeith]

If your name is Paxton and you attend Riverside High School (Iowa)…. Your homeboy behind me at the state track meet is absolutely dragging your name through the mud for the sake of getting some pussy.

Best,
KB

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[Mo @fruitpibble]

blowing vape smoke on her bush call that Rainforest Cafe

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

yep I’ve noticed lately

•Uber there and back: $35
•Shared chicken tenders+fries: $13
•17 tequila sodas: $204

how am I supposed to start a family like this?

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

i miss my bunnyhop shirt

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[Pink Velvet @freshxwolf]

120 on a car that i don’t whip

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down