mal

cocktail lover and dabbler//utter nonsense only

[mal @freudiansin]

My pronouns are mtn and dew

[mal @freudiansin]

Someone explain to me why time goes fast when you don’t want it to and it goes super slow when you want it to go fast? What’s that science?

[mal @freudiansin]

Thinking of how I saw a man at a marathon today smoking directly after he finished, he’s perfect to me

[mal @freudiansin]

I need to fucking move.

[mal @freudiansin]

I should’ve known some people are not my “friends” but to have it crash and burn really hurts, makes me never want to get close again

[mal @freudiansin]

Nothing I hate more than someone saying they’re taking a social media break and then in fact don’t, girl just keep doing what you’re doing why lie

[mal @freudiansin]

Elon and Trump is the messiest breakup since Jeffree Star and his man

[mal @freudiansin]

I’m never on here anymore except to drop a few wisdom points

Saying “I’ll kick you in the head” or “I’ll punch you in the head” is the funniest thing in the world

[mal @freudiansin]

DUDE HAHAHAHAHAHAH LIFE BLOWS AND IM NOT EVEN BLOWING ANYONE

[mal @freudiansin]

Emphasis on Tony Todd I’m still not okay

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

NO michelle trachtenberg??? NO shannen Doherty ??? NO Tony Todd???? i’m SICK #Oscars2025

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Omg Adrien shut the fuck up

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Norman Lindsay

[mal @freudiansin]

AND WHILE IM HERE STILL. WICKED SHOULDVE WON MORE OSCARS. THE SUBSTANCE SHOULDVE WON MORE OSCARS. DEMI MOORE WE LOVE YOU.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"I'm the first Black man to receive this Costume Design Award," says Paul Tazewell

[soli @solisolsoli]

Botanica No.23 by Gail Potocki

[Katya @katya_zamo]

This speech is longer and more painful than Emilia Perez

[mal @freudiansin]

WHILE IM ON THE TOPIC ADRIEN BRODY SHOULDNT HAVE WON BEST ACTOR
ANY OTHER MAN IN THAT CATEGORY DESERVED IT MORE NKT SORRY BOUT THAT