Hey. It bill.

lex! FYI, this is what I'M about. *slides a piece of paper over. it's a screenshot of joseph anderson's twitch profile.* joey wheeler enthusiast

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I knew a guy in college who said he lived in fear of his partner ever discovering northernlion because it would explain too much of his personality. unfortunately now this is becoming true of me as well

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

i feel like if you’re not from new york gov ball is the greatest day of your life on an annual basis

[Yves Support @yvesupport]

Full performance of ‘Do It (Remix)’ by underscores featuring Yves as a surprise guest in Atlanta

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

because you were just dating. you were literally just dating.

[adri🛸 @isnotscrewed]

i didn’t know ppl counted ex situationships as actual exes until recently

[skooks @skooookum]

Celsius on an empty stomach will change ya damn pronouns

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

If you’re a transplant from anywhere in the middle of America you’re not a New Yorker but if you’re an immigrant and came to New York when you were in elementary school you 1000% a New Yorker hope this helps

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

and i agree that this used to be true! but no more

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[burgaology; the rise of burgerism 🍔 @C_hoffmanni]

We are losing

[burgaology; the rise of burgerism 🍔 @C_hoffmanni]

It’s pride night and I’m sitting right above the Reds dugout and I keep saying to do this for wokeness and the lgbt community and now the players are heckling their own guys saying to fight for woke. I’m proud.

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[rom @rommeldrawlines]

No AI. I made these using pen and markers in vellum paper and too much coffee🧍‍♂️

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

apparently i dissociate best on the L train

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

reexamining fondness

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Need this to break out of tumblr only circulation because “at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo” has become part of my eternal vocabulary

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

EVIL SLAYYYTER : BRAND NEW CHANEL$

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

YOU MUST

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

nothing makes me need transplants to be sacrificed more than waiting for the L or G at virtually any stop. you are all actually a disease spreading through this city. take your fucking backpacks off and stop acting like you are the only people that exist here you stupid fucks

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

CRANK IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Hey. It bill. @freudlied]

lmfao

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Yankees have optioned Anthony Volpe to the minors