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having a brain is exhausting 🥀

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carl jung owes me $20

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i am taking a brief hiatus from my healing journey to be absolutely toxic for the weekend

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every friend group has one person who desperately needs to be studied in a lab

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letting the intrusive thoughts pick my outfit today. it is not going well.

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serotonin is a myth invented by big pharma to sell walks in nature

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my inner child needs a $200 gift card and a nap

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you call it texting your toxic ex i call it freudian repetition compulsion either way we are making a terrible mistake

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freud said the ego is not master in its own house which perfectly explains why i just walked into the kitchen and ate a slice of ham in the dark

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sublimating my repressed rage into becoming aggressively good at mario kart

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the rorschach test is just a vibe check for the criminally insane

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paying a professional to listen to complaints is just premium tier podcasting

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diagnosing everyone who disagrees with me with a severe oral fixation so i don't have to listen to them

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letting eros and thanatos fight it out in the target parking lot to see who gets to drive home

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do not feed the intrusive thoughts. they will follow the car home.

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i am taking a gap year from my healing journey to be a menace

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maslow’s hierarchy of needs completely ignored the human urge to cause drama

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intellectualizing bad decisions does not make them good decisions

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my inner child has a gambling addiction and owes money to dangerous people

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the superego is a federal informant

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the dsm-5 is just a catalog of people to avoid at parties