Jake Evans

What a complex.

[Hova @YellingMadman]

Free PS4!: http://t.co/DFamiicwp7 via @YouTube

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

@ShutUpAmy_ what did I do

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

@officialjaden Jesus christ man. Please think before you post.

[seth sentry @sethsentry]

Fun fact: all lizards can talk but can never think of anything to say.

[A M Yo @ShutUpAmy_]

If I urinate one more time tonight I'm going to have to test for diabetes or pregnancy.

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

@ShutUpAmy_ oh same <3

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

@ShutUpAmy_ lol J

[Hilltop Hoods @hilltophoods]

I hope we get better Internet. I hope gay people get marriage equality. I hope there's more there's more compassion for asylum seekers.

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

Just read a case report of two men who were infected with C. jejuni after biting off the penises of lambs with "mild diarrheal illness"

[Hilltop Hoods @hilltophoods]

So Justin Bieber spat on a crowd of his fans? In his defense, they were Justin Bieber fans.

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

@HamiltonMorris Could you get more unintelligent?

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

I just dropped 5mg of icilin, a TRPM8 superagonist 500x stronger than menthol, onto my nipple. This is the future of air conditioning.

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

"If only pain were not so painful!"
-Albert Fish

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

You am no real super sand!

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

uhhhhhh leviosuuhhh

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

There are moments where social networking become too meta for my taste. #ReceivingFriendRequestsFromOneself

[Jake Evans @Freuds_Mum]

penis

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

Tip for not filling the world with irrelevant words: don't ask to ask the question, just ask the question.

[Hamilton Morris @HamiltonMorris]

Does anyone know how to win over the lonely male gun-user demographic? I am consistently disappointing these guys.

[The Funkoars @funkoars]

nicely won, John. merciless.

#antiquesmaster