freya

she / her 🌻

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“do you remember”

me:

[Isabella @IssieBarclay]

My dad (Steve) and his buddy (a dude called Simon) are fundraising for the Dementia Cafe on the island!

They are swimming from Finland to Sweden, across the Arctic Circle, at midnight to swim across timezones!!

Any donations appreciated 🥰

https://t.co/FufMBqcKZg

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Me enjoying my life knowing that nothing is really going well

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“I prefer when your hair is …”

Me looking for when I asked

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Obviously great we have lessened the stigma towards some mental health conditions but I do think we should return to sending women to the seaside for weeks at a time when they cry too much

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤯

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[freya @freyacarr]

@IssieBarclay this is very exciting and very impressive!!! you should be incredibly proud of all you have achieved

[Nick Flor 🥋+🇺🇸 @ProfessorF]

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.

[Tobi Emonts-Holley @tobi_emonts]

10 things I know at 35 I wish I’d known at 25:

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.

[#ONEAFRICA @Uncle_Eboue]

Let me bring to light how I’ve recently been fired from @Tesco Bournemouth riverside avenue for calling out overt racism, being racially profiled, provoked, bullied and harassed by multiple staff members and managers.

(THREAD BELOW) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

How do I tell my phone that I meant “and” because I always mean “and” because I will never mean “abs”

[colin @ImColinBrown]

if only there was a place i could buy furniture while eating meatballs