Muad’Dibo Samuel

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes. Fuck @elonmusk

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

@knicks_tape99 Archery? Blacksmithing? Yeah, ok Robin Hood

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

“What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

A frustrated Jerry Jones had some comments about the sun impacting play at AT&T Stadium: “By the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where the damn sun is going to be in our own stadium.”

Why not put up curtains over the windows?

Jerry: “Well let’s tear the damn stadium down and build another one? Are you kidding me?

“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.

“I’m saying, the world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance. Someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where’s the moon?”

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

Absolutely perfect. A true master of the craft.

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Got his ass on national television

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Talking about drinking cayenne while he loses to my Patriots lololololol

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Aaron Rodgers says Thomas Morstead has introduced him to "the fountain of youth" -- cayenne pepper and water. Rodgers says he's "gassing up" with it and feels great physically this week.

Cayenne pepper and water can have several health benefits, including pain relief. Full disclosure: I had to Google that. #Jets

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

Chiefs?? The Kansas City Chiefs?? The team with multiple championships in the past few years?? Are we thinking of different teams??

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

What’s the @Suns NFL comp? 🏀

KD says the CHIEFS. 🔥
(And also not the Bills)

@UpAndAdamsShow @KDTrey5

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@shawnpmuth @MikeDSykes Oh wow those are awesome

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On March 5, 2025 (Ash Wednesday), the Celtics will beat the Blazers by 40+ points

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

@ConorRyan_93 @John_Karalis He ain’t lyin’

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@jackfrank_jjf

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I’m a Red Sox fan, but I’ve always had a special place in my heart for the Orioles for some reason.

They just can’t do it.

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

Great

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@thespinzone Zamir White. Thought I had a real steal.

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

Dammit. That sucks.

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@LPizzle Frozen chocolate brown

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@semaJ7272 As a collective populace, this country has mashed potatoes for brains

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@LPizzle I bet Penny and Brain were in charge of his financial affairs. Gadget was way too madcap to handle a checking account.

[Muad’Dibo Samuel @friar_boy]

@NoaDalzell Al Horford - The Green Knight

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@AST_SpaceMobile

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@Shakabrodie Oh damn, that hat is 🔥

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@jeffisrael25 BUFF BOYZZZZZ