Quotes All Around Me

a Twitter that has quotes from people “all around me”

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“Why would you consider being an engineer?” “SO I CAN MAKE A FIREARM!”

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“I’m going to Babbitt - with 3 Ts”

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“Nothing tastier than exploiting little girls!”

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“My wife is a wheelbarrow” “This lil wheelbarrow parks cars!”

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“Well, I think you would be itchy too if you’re entire body was a crotch!”

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“A woman who doesn’t know how to play the flute doesn’t deserve to be alive.”

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“Even if it was life or death, I still wouldn’t get pegged. In fact, I would be doing the pegging!”

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“You know what’s better than suicide? Taconite mining.”

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“I don’t want my phone system to urinate in the corner.”

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“I wear a cock ring all day.. my weird little purple wiener”

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“Boogers on the wall, piss on the floor, shit in the air..” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“I feel like if I’m in your butt, you can still ride! Y’know?” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“Magnum is really just a baby dick. It looks like a spicket off of a Barbie Dream House!” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“.. stretching the magnum to its limits, struggling to put it over his mammoth hog” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“Chumming - the act of spitting chum back and forth in each other’s mouths” in a sentence “God Damnit, I can’t hear this movie because the couple behind me won’t stop chumming!”

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“I want you to rummage around inside my ass.” - Unknown #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“#talcumpowder leaves my asshole, like, so dry. I’m totally, like, going to die of mesothelioma.” - Tanya

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“Do you have young children who can’t sleep because their butt cheeks are touching?” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

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“You brush your one tooth and make your day worthwhile” #QuotesFromPeopleAroundMe