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Munchies hit so hard I just ate an entire box of Weet-bix, just the dry bricks 🧱

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I love when the wrong charger still works on the device.

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The resolution to everything is hard, quality work.

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Dates going so bad that you start to lock into the activity.

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Providing answers isn’t the thing that makes someone intelligent.

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The epitome of calling a spade a spade; everyone is a bullshit artist.

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True love is infinite. It is reliable.

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That bite of potato with the butter in it 🤤

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@sariverse Hey we should go on a date

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REDUNDANT
REDUNDANT
REDUNDANT

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In business can customer satisfaction be determined by the lack of presence of dissatisfaction?

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No man has defeated intoxication.

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I’m reasonable when it’s reasonable to be reasonable.

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Oblomovism

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Have you ever been so angry that the only response is peace?

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Reason precedes real education.

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There’s the people that know you, and they matter. Everyone else - respect.

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Did Jesus go to the gym?

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Paying for a gym membership you don’t even use is infinitely dumber than gambling.

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The defining characteristic of human; betrayal.