BJ

[BJ @fricknobailey]

Why do the twilight films go so hard

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Let’s GEAUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tigers

[BJ @fricknobailey]

The feminine urge to personally remove my IUD at this very moment

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[BJ @fricknobailey]

podcasters really think they can just T ake off the week between Christmas and New years. I need you now more than ever

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me all me at 3am
day looking at clothes

[Evan Dahm @evandahm]

saw this in a dream

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8

[BJ @fricknobailey]

sick and tired of being a practical person

[trash jones @jzux]

just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Little Miss Caniac!

[BJ @fricknobailey]

Final additions to the mix

[BJ @fricknobailey]

Best drive to work mix! You’re welcome!

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

corgopractor

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Walk a mile in these Gruboutins

[BJ @fricknobailey]

Okay but in college, I had a friend who cooked ramen noodles in the microwave for 10 minutes