jake

chronic idiot

[jake @fridanipplez]

when my boyfriend farts after I top him

[jake @fridanipplez]

everyone at primavera looks so happy and tanned. pissing me off

[jake @fridanipplez]

Charlotte’s deep web

[jake @fridanipplez]

came out to my dad and booked flights to Japan with my boyfriend — never kill yourself

[jake @fridanipplez]

live by the goon, die by the goon

[jake @fridanipplez]

I AM 30!

[jake @fridanipplez]

PITT HEADS: NEW EPISODE

[jake @fridanipplez]

for the love of god, put on some face moisturiser

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Hasan Piker stuns at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party red carpet

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me trying to impress Thomas Edison trade

[jake @fridanipplez]

POSSUMS IN THE ROOF, POSSUMS IN THE WALLS, POSSUMS IN MY MIND

[jake @fridanipplez]

accidentally slept through the first Saturday night of Fringe, I might **** myself

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

It really is crazy that Melissa McCarthy delivered an awesome, Misery type performance in ‘Can You Ever Forgive Me’ and then retired from drama to make a bunch of Fart Cop streaming slop

[jake @fridanipplez]

im sure Ariana stans will be completely normal about the Oscar nominations

[jake @fridanipplez]

I wish I could block movies on Letterboxd

[jake @fridanipplez]

I bet @samxmcgowan hasn’t showered since last year

[jake @fridanipplez]

MY PUSSY POPPIN TO THIS FUCKING ESCARGOT

[jake @fridanipplez]

holy shit boyfriends parents are the most normal functional people I’ve met

[jake @fridanipplez]

dream blunt rotation: my boyfriend, my boyfriends mother, boyfriends father

[jake @fridanipplez]

the way Gaga said ‘roma’ here

[jake @fridanipplez]

Boyfriend showing me his pokemon and DND book collection